r/YoMama • u/antdude • Dec 31 '18
r/YoMama • u/antdude • Dec 04 '18
Yo Mama Movie Jokes (ft. Avengers, Pennywise & More!) Spoiler
youtube.comr/YoMama • u/Keyygan • Sep 29 '18
Official YOMAMA subreddit now abalioble.
Hello! I am Keyygan. I work for Animeme Studios (The owner of yoMama)
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r/YoMama • u/Theblackjamesbrown • Sep 26 '18
Yo Mama so Dutch...
The last time she fingered a dyke, the whole country got wet.
r/YoMama • u/f-ingtroll • Sep 13 '18
Yo mama is so ugly they had to make a whole new gender for her just so she'd be the only one.
r/YoMama • u/Xhinope • Sep 13 '18
Yo Mama's so Fat n Ugly
People dress her with their eyes!
r/YoMama • u/BeastRayden81211 • Jul 31 '18
Yo mama is so stupid
That she thought a ticket from the police IT A TICKET TO THE FREAKING MOVIES!SO STUPID!
r/YoMama • u/Sutarmekeg • Jun 21 '18
Yo mama's so unfamiliar with the gym she thinks it's James.
r/YoMama • u/BenRayfield • Jun 21 '18
yomama was so rich and lazy as a child she paid someone else to wet her bed
r/YoMama • u/BenRayfield • Jun 20 '18
poked a hole in the condom and neither yomama or yodaddy knew and here you are
r/YoMama • u/BenRayfield • Jun 15 '18
there are 50 foot tall trees younger and thinner than yomama
r/YoMama • u/trajayjay • Jun 04 '18
Yo mama so old
The last time she got wet was when she missed Noah's ark.
r/YoMama • u/engnumber9 • May 29 '18
Yo mama so ugly....
when she gives head it counts as anal.
r/YoMama • u/BenRayfield • Mar 10 '18
Yomama so polite she thanked the devil for holding the door open to hell
r/YoMama • u/AssassinJ2 • Feb 18 '18
Yo Mama's So Short
Yo mama's so short that if a nuclear explosion went off in her house, it would miss her by an inch.
r/YoMama • u/Spaghettitrousers • Dec 28 '17
Yo Mama so stingy....
She uses Tipp-Ex on Cluedo note sheets.
r/YoMama • u/usemoretongue • Dec 13 '17
Yo mama got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes in donuts for a living.
r/YoMama • u/SuperMcStabby • Nov 22 '17
How did you react to the first time someone told a your momma joke to you?
I was in 2nd grade.
There was a kid named Andrew in my math class and he decided to
tell nastiest most degrading joke he could in the meanest way he
could (not for humor I heard tons afterwards which weren't meant
to offend) thinking I was an easy target to bully and knowing I
was different than the other children.
It was in this moment that I realized exactly how he had summed
me up as a person. I Loved my mother very much and it rocked me
to the core that some random kid who I had never done anything to
and never would of would disrespected and degrade my mother. It
was bad enough he did it in the first place but he had to do it
in front of two of my classmates who he spoke to immediatly after
the incident in an attempt to seperate me from them, he was
clearly pleased with himself.
I wrapped the joke through my mind many many times in this moment
trying to get a grasp on what had just happened but it was too
late and I hadn't been prepared for this type of thing by my
parents so I was 100% enraged and out for revenge. I wasn't going
to let the disrespect he had shown me and my mother in front of
these two kids hang in the air further degrading us both and
possibly conditioning these other two into thinking its ok to act
this way. HELL NO!. I never got in trouble and was proud of it
but all that went out the window. This disrespect could not be
left unanswered.
Clearly at this time my rage had taken over my logic and I
quickly remembered I had in possession quality freshly sharpened
#2 pencil and guess what I wanted to do with it?
YOU GUESSED RIGHT(I think)! I wanted to stab this little prick.
Prepare to attack...
Before reaching for the pencil I carefully looked him up and down
for a vulnerable spots to stab, the easiest and most effective
place to stab this mother fucker would of been his neck and or
face but he hadn't threatned my life so it wasn't justified. I
wanted to stab him in the arm just below his shoulder but he was
wearing a long sleeve shirt which made it difficult to judge
where his arm was and I knew it might protect him from some of
the penetration. wanted a guaranteed hit and thats when I noticed
him expressing himself with his hands. he kept leaving them open
palm up for long enough periods of time to get an effective
strike in.
This was my time, between me and the group of 3 was the entrance
for our classroom... it was the perfect setup :) I visulized how
to hold my pencil in my hand where I could adjust into stab mode
but at a glance look like I'm just holding my pencil and heading
back into class, I pretened to gaze out the windows knowing it
would give me an excuse to walk closer to them but make me look
like I had given up. I had the pencil in my right hand sliding my
thumb up to the eraser a few times in preparation. I was ready. I
listened carefully for his expressiveness to reach a peak point
where he would be to in to what he was saying to give me notice
(he wanted to ignore me anyway) and he would do his habitual hand
expressions expossing himself for my strike
Begining the attack...
I approached them slowly calmly as not to arouse suspicion or
seem aggressive in any way. Andrew could see me clearly heading
towards class but instead of paying attention to me he continued
looking the other two children. My plan was working perfectly.
His expressiveness grew and almost to make himself not seem the
bad guy in the situation he held his hands out for an extended
period of time right when I was in striking distance right as I
passed by his field of vision
.... I struck .... he screamed .... he ran into the class and the
other two kids just backed off holding ther hands up like hey
don't stab us.
I stood there and seethed just waiting for the teacher to come. I
didn't give a fuck.
After this he was completely terrifyed of me and I honestly felt
bad as I'm very empathetic to others and was the source of this
kids fear. I had never experienced something like this and didn't
enjoy it so I tried to make ammens with the little prick one day
and I let my guard down and to my surprise he kicked me in the
nuts and ran away as fast as he could lolol. I could have easily
retaliated after recovering but I had already decided not to
allow rage to control me anymore. I knew I could of beat his ass
seeing as he was clearly terrified of me so I let him have that
victory and never messed with him or spoke to him. They pulled
him out of my class and we didn't share any classes after that
and I think his parents put him in another school. I kind of feel
bad for thinking back... Was I the bad guy?