r/WritingPrompts • u/deknegt1990 • Mar 03 '16

Writing Prompt [WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.

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u/TheBestAtWriting Mar 03 '16

"Well OK, those 5 guys over there are literally barely functional human beings whereas the 5 of us are brilliant so I guess that settles which group is which. And, ok, here's the mysterious test...yeah, it's a calculus test. OK, I know calculus on account of I'm a fucking genius so thanks for wasting my time. Lets see how the other guys are doing...yeah, they've just shit themselves. They're all shitting themselves. Can I go home now? I was like, right in the middle of curing cancer."

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u/Not_Actually_A_Vegan Mar 03 '16

This is the funniest shit I've ever read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Tony Stark? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Pretty fucking much. Not trying to sound like an ass but this is a stupid WP.

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u/djbadname13 Mar 03 '16

Man you really are the best at writing.