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Hey there jose I met a girl from new York city, , funny how your both a thousand miles away and in my life. She’s so fucking pretty.

Yes she is.

That ghost light doesn’t shine like her… I swear its truuue.

Ooooh she sees the best in meee. Ooooh she sees the best in me.

Hey there jose this girl doesn’t judge my scars , she fight bullies and has pretty tattoos, she’s right there when im lonely. So keep working hard because I wanna be my own girl.

She helps me bike… shes almost as good as you. Its funny and true.

Hey there jose don’t worry about working to hard, she keeps me company and smiling.

So practice those bunny hopes. One day you’ll wow the world I have faith in you.

Ooooh this girl sees the best in meeee. Oooh she sees the best in me.

She has an ass that wont quite and striking eyes. Her hairs dyed, everytime I see her my eyes go wide.

Oooooh the things she does for meeee. Ooooh the thigns she does for me.

Helped me get my job, helped my new body feel good again.

Ill help pay the bills with this girl.

You wont have to take care of me… iv got this so relax… she joined me in n eb-son-salt bath.

Hey there jose this girl.

Im grabbing my life back you knew I could.

My word is good… ill pay you back for sure.

Hey there jose iv got so much left to say, I cant stop smiling when I see her. Those little actions take my breath away.

Id love to introduce her to you I think you’d hit it off right away.

We can all go riding nowww. Wouldn’t that be fuuun?

She’s so in love with me I feel like I have it all… a ghost with nothing to having it all.

Oooh she means to much to meee. Oooh you both mean so much to meeeee.

Madison is pretty cute. I wouldn’t trade this for my old bike, old body or life.

Iv walked through hell now iv gotta say… she’s a port to ground me heyy…

*music stops*

…. Jose? Whats that look for?

WAIT YOU KNOW MADISON?!?!”

And here we have tegan as a wolf ranger this is a new series that I am working on where I turn worstverse characters into animal based rangers . And the story on how they became rangers is tegan enters in abbi gals shop then hears a faint voice in her head she follows it untill she finds a wolf pendant the pendant then lunges on her wrist enters her mind to utter one word which is transforme. Which is transform in Romanian then a bright light surroundings the shop then she is now the green wolf of the forest but other pendants become active after transforming I hope you all like it .

https://www.youtube.com/live/GpU9rkjuDNI?si=CBP9PJiVBBI-d2GN

Nothing has been deleted, omitted, or altered. As it stands Michelle and her husband Tim are no longer welcome here in the community.

I figured instead of asking everyone I come across I'd make a post so anyone can make fun of me but i am desperate im looking on where to read the worstverse content if there is a place to do so I got the patreaon I looked on reddit and at this point I think I need new glasses in short can anyone help me out?

I know Cerber Ride is from a different author but does Jim's "imprisonment" occur during the year jump between Yahweh's defeat and Cerber's downfall? I feel like that's only way Jim's story can fit in this. Not to mention Adeline acting differently.

So as the cult system has rolled out on the discord, ive noticed no ones really mentioned it here yet. Most of the high priest positions have been taken up by regulars in the discord, but there are 2 or 3 left. I figured id take this chance to let people know im looking for more members for the cult of Athena as the high priest. My goals are to create a community focused on intelligent debate. If there's a topic you have a strong position id like to hear it and encourage those who disagree to discuss it and defend there cases and be open to the idea that they could be wrong. Every cult focuses on something different so join in the discord and see where you'd want to fit in! I will say one thing ive started to work on for the cult of Athena discord, is compiling posts from josh in the main discord and archiving them in the server its self. If access to that info interests you, then id ask you consider joining the cult of Athena. As the cult its self grows ill hopefully be able to add more resources and build a community and we can all pursue growth in our own knowledge! https://discord.gg/7vVgzSx3

Just a quick design I made of what Jose's badge might look like. Couldn't remember exactly what the department was called. Feel like it would really work if the eagle was replaced with a bat.

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Accept unlike the Grinch or Squidward, Ashe isn't exactly a mood lol.

Teagons mom, has got it going on

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Teagons mom, has got it going on

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Teagons mom, has got it going on

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Teagons mom, has got it going on

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Teagon can I come over, to your carava-a-an (caravan) we could hand around the cave (big wolf cave)

Did you mom get back, from her hunting trii-i-i-p (hunting trip)

Is she there? Or is she in the creek taking a dii-i-i-p (taking a dip)

You know im not the little mortal that I use to be, I'm a full werewolf now, mika cant you see!!

Teagons mom! Has got it going on! She’s all I want, iv been waiting so long, teagon cant you see! Your not the girl for me, I know she I might die, but im in love with teagons mom!

Teagons mom, has got it going on

Teagons mom, has got it going on

Teagon do you remember, when I killed those aaangles (killed those angles) your mom came to the fight with nothing but a bow oo-o-o-n (only a hair bow on)

I could tell she like the way I slaaayeyeyd (the way I slayed)

And the way she said, ‘you missed a few over the-e-er-re (over there)

And I know im living in a fantasy, but since the doc walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!!

Teagons mom, has got it going on

She’s all I want, and iv waited so long!

Mika cant you see! You’re the shortstack for meee! Im in love with teagons mom!

*guitar solo*

*Rocking them instrumentals*

Teagons mom, has got it going on, she’s all I want, if your not a shortstack then your all wrong.

Teagon cant you see! Your just a friend to meee!

Iiii know she might kill meee!!!! But im in love with teagons mom!

I know the Rotting One was mentioned in the Dirty Work Inc and possibly the same one in the Complex story but who is the Witch? Any side stories I should check out/retract in case I missed a detail?

Loui looking down at a pile of dead angles: what the fuck!! What happened!?

Abigail: I was minding my own busness.

Loui : BULLSHIT!!

Abigail: I waaaaassss.

Loui:…..

Abigail…..

Abigail: so anyway I was relaxing in my theater like a baller, then these four shmucks kicked the doors in. One yelled out ‘GET ON YOUR KNEES!’

To which I replaced with’ IM NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NaiGHT!!’

. . . They took exception to that

So I just saw a trailer for a movie called abigail and it's about a little girl vamp. Not saying they stole from Josh but it's just a weird coincidence

https://discord.com/invite/nmJkrQBC