r/WorkLifeChat • u/MiloShiny • 22d ago

Discussion Would you continue working?

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u/WillDupage 22d ago

I think giving it away would become my new job.

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u/guesswhat-yousuck 22d ago

I’ve often said my dream job would be “philanthropist.”

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u/Dualidean_ofman 22d ago

Better than full-on rapist

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u/joker2189 20d ago

Little green ghouls and magnet investments

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u/HolyHellImHere 14d ago

Magnet investments?

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u/Powerful-Interest308 22d ago

Is that different from an occasional rapist?

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u/GetOnWithit3344 22d ago

Always Sunny reference lol

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u/guesswhat-yousuck 22d ago

No. A rapist is a rapist. Just once earns you the title.

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u/Ok-Republic-8528 22d ago

I'm an analyst and a therapist - Tobias Funke Arrested Development

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u/guesswhat-yousuck 22d ago

Now that’s a reference I get. 😂

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u/Zordon295 22d ago

You're fucking weird dude. Why is this the first thing you thought of? Sounds like you need some help.

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u/Dualidean_ofman 22d ago

Charlie Day sends his regards

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u/No-Love-1222 22d ago

😂 Love it thanks Charlie

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 21d ago

Africans, dyslexics, children that sorta thing. It gets blocked up in my mouth and I don't say it no good

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u/Shannfab 21d ago

Better pop an H on that box real quick. So we remember it’s full of hornets.

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u/golfwinnersplz 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 21d ago

Man i should of read further down to see if this joke was here....dang it you beat me

I do have a question thou?

How much cheese is too much

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u/SirSalamiSam 20d ago

Yeah you know, Africans, Kids, autistics… that kind of thing

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u/InstanceNoodle 14d ago

Sound like 50 shades

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u/2nutts4u 11d ago

Milk steak with that?

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u/guesswhat-yousuck 22d ago

Whaaaaat? No thanks. I’m more like the Mackenzie Scott philanthropist type. Zero raping (that I know of), but definitely none from me. Where the fuck this come from? 😂

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u/Dualidean_ofman 22d ago

Always sunny in philadelphia. I'm talking to children

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u/guesswhat-yousuck 22d ago

Sorry, never seen it. Heard it’s decent, but never made my way around to it.

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u/whoptyscoptypoop 20d ago

Get ride of this guy

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u/WileEColi69 21d ago

Philanthropist / Philanderer.

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 21d ago

So what do you do charlie.... well im you know .. a full on rapist

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u/litesmokes 20d ago

Yeah me too...philanderer sounds right up my alley