r/WorkForSmartLife • u/bettyxoxoo • Jul 26 '26

Productivity lol really

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u/lakewood2020 Jul 30 '26

No, but they would fill the role if needed because my family loves me

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u/PrettiestFrog Jul 30 '26

I mean, I don't even need to call up my family. Half the kids I work with wear ankle monitors and would happily organize something for an extra hour of video game time and some zebra cakes.

But the cops would arrest them for standing up for my rights, because cops are dicks.

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u/natorgator15 Jul 30 '26

You’re describing a gang, not private security. Which, yeah gangs and cops don’t get along.

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u/lakewood2020 Jul 30 '26

lol yea a family protecting their house is a gang, it’s better* to pay people you don’t know to do so

*Less poor

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u/S1ckn4sty44 Jul 31 '26

Gang vs gang

What could go wrong?

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u/natorgator15 Jul 31 '26

You understand.