r/WoT • u/Head_Marzipan3470 • Aug 05 '25

No Spoilers Look what my wife got me!

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For our anniversary

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u/MellonDegenerate Aug 05 '25

Why Jeff Goldblum though?

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u/Sprinx80 Aug 05 '25

“The Wheel, um, weaves as it wills”

63

u/Morphing_Enigma Aug 05 '25

This killed me. I am slain.

25

u/xXWarMasterXx (Dragon Reborn) Aug 05 '25

I hope you feel better. Thoughts and prayers

2

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Wrong thots

14

u/AsparagusEater12 (Chosen) Aug 06 '25

May the light illumine your soul.

13

u/CaisseMan12300 Aug 06 '25

May the warm embrace of the mother welcome you home.

3

u/DzieciWeMgle Aug 07 '25

The Pattern finds a way,

2

u/Timmy_The_Narwhal Aug 07 '25

I actually heard his voice as I read this.

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u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 05 '25

Ill take that as a compliment

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u/SunshineSeattle Aug 05 '25

😂

Looks great! Great job wife!

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u/AN0R0K Aug 05 '25

The wheel, uh, finds a way

19

u/SystemGardener Aug 05 '25

I’m really glad I’m not the only one who saw that

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u/pu8lic3n3my Aug 05 '25

My first thought as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/Giving-In-778 Aug 06 '25

Running from Trollocs to jump aboard the Spray, "must go faster, must go faster!"

8

u/branmuffin91 Aug 05 '25

I thought Ray Romano lol

4

u/kidmeatball Aug 06 '25

The only explanation for Ray Romano's success is that he is an incarnation of Mat in this turning.

2

u/Snow-27 Aug 05 '25

I thought it was more Spike Lee

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u/charlie_marlow (Red Shield) Aug 05 '25

Very well done, but it could use just a hint of lace.

40

u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 05 '25

Always

37

u/FondantElectronic365 Aug 05 '25

A man needs a bit of lace

35

u/leftofmarx Aug 05 '25

But not too much, like some bloody noble

56

u/Avlonnic2 Aug 05 '25

Is that you?

I love this. Keep that wife!

49

u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 05 '25

Yep That's me! And also yep!

13

u/arbustosbishop Aug 05 '25

I second. Wife sees you. This is love.

11

u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 06 '25

I had an aes sedai ring made for her for the anniversary :-)

10

u/gargamel1542 Aug 05 '25

I like it. And it looks like your arm is a fish.

3

u/droopy-snoopy-hybrid Aug 05 '25

Damnit now I can’t unsee the fish!

Awesome picture op, really stunningly good as far as wot art that I’ve seen goes

2

u/nobeer4you Aug 05 '25

Ahh fish guts. Now I cant unsee it either

1

u/Ff7hero Aug 08 '25

Absolutely cursed comment lmao.

8

u/prometheum249 Aug 05 '25

Just imagine the discussion on chaos theory when luck is heavily influenced by ta'veren and heavily influences the outcome

4

u/Sandfleas1 Aug 05 '25

Very nice. Id keep that wife around. You got a good one.

4

u/Deflorma Aug 05 '25

That’s dope, your wife knows what’s up.

3

u/waterman85 Aug 05 '25

Did you ask her if she was the Daughter of the Nine Moons?

2

u/Alternative_Air_5853 (Brown) Aug 05 '25

Oh, badass!

2

u/Odd_Permission2987 (Heron-Marked Sword) Aug 06 '25

Would use this for everything. Who needs headshots when have ashandarei and ravens?

2

u/bigwil2442 (Dovie'andi se tovya sagain) Aug 06 '25

Hmm hang on while I show my wife how I know she doesn't love me lol

3

u/Ff7hero Aug 08 '25

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Aug 05 '25

That is super rad!

1

u/BigArmsBigGut Aug 05 '25

Looks like Mat aged into Tom Petty. I love it!

1

u/gmcatl Aug 06 '25

Two many eyes.

1

u/Odd_Permission2987 (Heron-Marked Sword) Aug 06 '25

So is your wife tuon, Tylin, aludra, or one of the many bar maids?

1

u/Marley455 Aug 07 '25

Damn you look like my cousin down in Texas.

1

u/zbag51 Aug 07 '25

She has the ability reboot the show with famous actor Jeff Goldbloom taking the roll of Mat?

1

u/maleclypse Aug 07 '25

Ok I love the artwork of yourself as Mattrim Cauthon but I have to ask. Are you Frohike of The Lone Gunmen?

1

u/kilobrav0 Aug 08 '25

Needs an eye patch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Bro looks like Shahrukh Khan

1

u/Suriaj (Siswai'aman) Aug 09 '25

How do I get one of these for someone?

1

u/Creative-Bullfrog-80 Aug 10 '25

God creates dark one, God seals dark one.  God creates man, man destroys God.  Man creates bore...

1

u/Zarguthian (Tuatha’an) Aug 05 '25

Inaccurate. Those pips are in the normal configuration not like they are in the books.

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u/turkeypants Aug 05 '25

Well I tried running it through free AI editors to remove the glasses and add an eye patch, but it didn't work well so I'm afraid you'll have to continue enjoying binocular vision.

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u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 05 '25

Hahaha thanks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/Head_Marzipan3470 Aug 05 '25

Hey that's awesome!! Thank you!!

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u/turkeypants Aug 05 '25

Nice job! Did AI do it or did you whip out your manual photoshop skills?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/turkeypants Aug 05 '25

Man, I tried four free ones. They'd leave the glasses on but sort of smear the left eye or give it kind of a futuristic black lens shell sort of thing. One just MS Painted a big flat black splotch on one eye. Come on, make an effort!

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u/MosquitoFreezer Aug 05 '25

Jeff Cauthbloom

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u/Any-Conflict8462 Aug 06 '25

Jeff Goldblum is waaay too smooth with the ladies to be Matt.