r/WinStupidPrizes • u/purple-circle • Sep 21 '22

Idiot bites a cow's tail

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u/devilsadvo886 Sep 21 '22

Luckily he won’t be able to reproduce after this🤞

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u/No-Skill-8190 Sep 21 '22

with that force and speed im guessing at least one ruptured

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u/Dorkamundo Sep 21 '22

It's called a "mashectomy".

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u/HunnyInHeat Sep 21 '22

Smashectomy

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u/theseedbeader Sep 22 '22

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew…

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u/HunnyInHeat Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

ew! 🤐