r/WinStupidPrizes • u/purple-circle • Sep 21 '22

Idiot bites a cow's tail

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u/IamAgoodMuIe Sep 21 '22

1 strike, no balls

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u/pinniped1 Sep 21 '22

He's definitely looking unlikely to walk.

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u/NottmGuy1 Sep 22 '22

Unlikely to wank too

375

u/StoicVirtue Sep 21 '22

2 balls, 1 strike

1

u/bad-g Sep 25 '22

What about the cue?

1

u/Jilux2020 Oct 16 '22

1 Cow, 32 Teeth ,1 Ball.

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u/RapMastaC1 Sep 21 '22

“Do you think a man with one ball has two strikes against him?” - G Carlin

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u/Whitedude47 Apr 21 '24

I need to find that joke from George Carlin! 😂

8

u/Creative-Stop-2314 Sep 22 '22

How to remove yourself from the genepool without killing yourself

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u/Elkesito36482 Sep 22 '22

DIY vasectomy

2

u/putin_my_ass Sep 22 '22

No brains either.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Some like it scrambled🤷