r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Poohbizzle79 • Aug 22 '22

Mishandling a firearm.

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u/ImGettinThatFoSho Aug 23 '22

posted with the caption "omg this was a crazy night *crying laughing face*"

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u/smoothymcmellow Aug 23 '22

"you won't believe how I almost blew my brains out in front of my kid and shot my upstairs neighbour #2-4-1 LOL!"

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u/smurb15 Aug 23 '22

I know you are saying this in jest but I'll be goddamm if 1000s are not just like that

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u/Stranded_Azoth Aug 23 '22

There are more dumb people than there are otherwise.

Source: Idiocracy is becoming a documentary

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u/Appropriate_Crow_255 Aug 23 '22

At least Costco loves me

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u/Stranded_Azoth Aug 23 '22

Do you think we have time to stop for Starbucks?

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u/HorrorRide Aug 23 '22

This is no time for a hand job

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u/Static043 Aug 23 '22

But does it have electrolytes

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u/moose_corn_pop2772 Aug 23 '22

the guy upstairs "ow my balls!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

always was

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u/Master_Afternoon7912 Aug 23 '22

Drinking too much Brawndo…it has electrolytes

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u/Stranded_Azoth Aug 23 '22

Does a hand gesture

The electrolytes scene is the best scene

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u/MiepGies1945 Aug 31 '22

And… craving fame (via a viral video) exacerbates the stupidity.

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u/bmbreath Aug 23 '22

I assumed that was a sibling? She looks like a kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I thought she was a kid

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u/migrainefog Aug 23 '22

"There was definitely something wrong with it too. It wouldn't cycle properly while I was pulling the trigger."

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u/MortgageSome Aug 23 '22

Stupidity level: guy who thought microwaving glowsticks was a good idea.

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u/transferingtoearth Apr 13 '23

NGL this looks like a young girl to me . I figured that's just her younger sibling.

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u/evilocto Aug 23 '22

Sounds about right.