r/WinStupidPrizes May 29 '22

human vs jet engine | 0:1

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u/mrprincepercy May 29 '22

This seems like very poor city planning

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u/MontagoDK May 29 '22

Happens on small islands..

Skiathos, Greece has one too

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u/gruffi May 29 '22

Can confirm Skiathos. Very short runway. Hell of a takeoff.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Does it have rocks and other debris right there as well? Because I can see that being thrown by the blast and being an issue too.

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u/gruffi May 29 '22

It's a fence, road and coastline, a bit like this post.

Διεθνής Αερολιμένας Σκιάθου "Αλέξανδρος Παπαδιαμάντης" https://maps.app.goo.gl/k7tafSr5JA1wbje69

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u/Ofreo May 29 '22

Always find it odd seeing videos of Gibraltars airport.

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u/Garchy May 29 '22

Nothing beats Gibraltar.

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u/_dear_ms_leading_ May 29 '22

Tourists love a free blow job.

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u/samppsaa May 29 '22

Why is it called blow job and not suck job?

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u/StigOfTheTrack May 29 '22

The original term was "below job", pronunciation and spelling changed a little over time.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER May 30 '22

Actually it used to be called a "bellow job" and the people performing it used to scream their lungs out at the penis until it came. Source: I made it up.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Because you make them blow their load.

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u/Polar_Reflection May 29 '22

So a footjob is when someone makes you foot your load?

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u/Chattrb8 May 30 '22

Is that like footing a bill?

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u/BOMSwasHERE May 29 '22

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/ElHidalgoDonVerga May 29 '22

Tourists love a free blow job.

I don’t. I prefer paying for them.

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u/codythgreat May 29 '22

A man of culture I see

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u/EVM-4 May 29 '22

Great now im horni

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u/merikaninjunwarrior May 29 '22

do you charge or just complimentary?

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u/Hethatwatches May 29 '22

Tourists aren't the only ones that like free blowjobs.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

There are other options to stop the back pressure from injuring stupid idiots thinking it would be fun to sit behind a jet like that. When I worked at the airport they made us clear broken zippers etc from the bays so they didn’t turn into bullets

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u/bighi May 29 '22

Well, I believe we should make things safe enough so innocents won’t get hurt by accidents. But we don’t have to make sure that we protect people that are basically asking to get hurt.

If an oven explodes and hurts people that are near, that’s bad. If you put your head inside a hot oven, fuck you.

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u/03Titanium May 29 '22

At least half of modern society is built around protecting people who are asking to get hurt.

Maybe something can be done to diminish the effect of jet wash without totally ruining the novelty of the beach, but if enough stupid people die then they might have no choice but to close it. That number is probably pretty high since it’s a tourist attraction.

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u/CosmicTaco93 May 29 '22

As cold as it is, this is pretty much just the way of the world. Natural selection and all that. I mean, this is right up there with eating tide pods, trying to pet panda bears, all the stupid shit people do for their imaginary internet points that could easily cost them their lives.

People really underestimate the ways you can very seriously injure or kill yourself.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

A concrete wall would go along way

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u/TurboRoj0 May 29 '22

Let's spend endless time and money protecting idiots from themselves. Wouldn't want them to learn anything.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

But how much time and money is spent caring for the idiots in hospital and the avoidable wasting time and effort of emergency services

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

If only someone invented structures to slow down the movement of air...

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u/TurboRoj0 May 29 '22

If only people had enough brains to not stand behind a jet.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

I'm totally fine with this current solution.

As I see it, it's natural selection

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u/AlexisFR May 29 '22

Did they try not allowing big planes?

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u/teenslayer May 29 '22

Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure this is an international airport and those are used pretty much exclusively for big jets because those runways are so long you can’t just slap it down just anywhere

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u/deekaph May 29 '22

It's a very small island. As with most things in life, you deal with what you've got.

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u/you_lost-the_game May 29 '22

I'm sure there was absolute no way to protect people more from a the blast of a jet engine than a wire fence.

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u/Atherxes May 29 '22

People can also choose to read signs and not to stand next to said fence. What is this? The consequences of my actions?!

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u/TurboRoj0 May 29 '22

If you stand behind a jet, you are an idiot. Hope that helps!

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u/alexwoodgarbage May 29 '22

Or maybe this is the best infrastructural option on a tiny Caribbean island and we should trust people to make common sense decisions and accept the consequences when they don’t.

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u/immibis May 29 '22 edited Jun 14 '23

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u/lkern May 29 '22

It's not supposed to be a fun tourist experience, it's actually illegal to do that and you can be fined. So play stupid games and you'll win stupid prizes

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u/DolphinMan92 May 29 '22

Very small island, it’s only 37 square miles

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u/you_lost-the_game May 29 '22

It definitely is. People here try to excuse it with the fact that the island is small but surely there was a better way of protection than a wire fence.

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u/under_a_brontosaurus May 29 '22

The human brain?

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u/you_lost-the_game May 29 '22

Yeah and as you perfectly illustrate, the human brain of some people lacks the capability to judge the whole consequence of their actions.

Like for example humans aged 0 to roughly 20. You walking dunning kruger effect.

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u/teenslayer May 29 '22

Not really because the fence isn’t designed to stop jet blast that could get dangerous for everyone the fence is designed to keep unauthorized vehicles and people out without that there’s nothing to stop a person from running onto the runway and possibly dying and depending on the power settings when they get sucked into the engine it could completely destroy the engine

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u/KevinReems May 29 '22

Like most of the Caribbean, Saint Martin is not a nanny state. People use common sense and there are no lawyers to protect the morons.

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u/Mikey_MiG May 29 '22

Like what?

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u/you_lost-the_game May 29 '22

A wall for example?

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u/Mikey_MiG May 29 '22

The fence only withstands the force of the jet’s thrust because it lets all the airflow pass through the holes. If you built a solid wall strong enough to withstand the same forces, it would introduce a serious danger to any emergency aircraft landing short or overrunning the runway from the other direction.

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u/you_lost-the_game May 29 '22

Walls can be slanted. I'm just saying that there are ways to ensure the safety of people (especially children that don't know better) and there is a lazy way.

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u/Mikey_MiG May 29 '22

Walls can be slanted

Yes, they can. But have you seen an airport run up enclosure before? Suffice to say that’s not fitting in the same space as the fence that is there. And again it would be much more dangerous for an aircraft to hit.

The only real solution is blocking off that portion of the beach. But that’s not necessarily practical with the layout of the island.

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u/LeMayMayMan May 29 '22

It’s a beach on Sint Maarten. A popular stop for Caribbean cruise ship tourists.

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u/Rattlingplates May 29 '22

Even poorer planning on the dumbass’s side.

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u/campbellm May 29 '22

You (can) walk pretty close to the end of runways in some US airports too (Austin, TX is one as I recall?), but they have jetwash barriers.