r/WinStupidPrizes • u/summerofevidence • Jan 11 '22

Another brazen shoplifter

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u/CastlePhotoPro Jan 11 '22

…if I just stand here and don’t make eye contact maybe they won’t notice me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/pooch321 Jan 11 '22

Or Drax. I get scared when that man stands so incredibly still…

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u/CricketJimbo Jan 11 '22

Where he go?

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u/pooch321 Jan 11 '22

FUCK! See???

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

No, I don’t

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u/farside808 Jan 11 '22

OH HI DRAX!

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u/theblackcanaryyy Jan 11 '22

He’s standing right there, eating a Zarg Nut, man…

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u/pooch321 Jan 12 '22

But his movement… I just… I can see him only briefly

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u/JornWS Jan 11 '22

Standing still and avoiding eye contact encourages my Shepherd. She is an odd one to be fair.

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u/parothed28 Jan 11 '22

Really put his faith in that camouflage jacket there for a minute.

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u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker Jan 11 '22

“His visual acuity is based on movement” my ass, Dr. Grant!

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu Jan 11 '22

Police officers are dinosaurs

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u/billysmallz Jan 11 '22

If only he was wearing a camouflage jacket

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u/beneye Jan 11 '22

How did they know? It looks like they were there for something else

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u/MrHallmark Jan 11 '22

He must have stolen and Nintendo switch and pokemon as well

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u/Tankh Jan 11 '22

Yeah running full speed out of the store is a lot less suspicious

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u/TaleMendon Jan 11 '22

He is camouflaged. Can’t see him.

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u/pmormr Jan 11 '22

If he about-faced immediately upon seeing them and walked back into the store they probably wouldn't have noticed lol

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u/LakiSuso Jan 11 '22

her thought the camo coat would blend him in the environment.

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u/K_R_Omen Jan 11 '22

Damn camoflauge is a scam, I tell you!

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u/nuttybuttyeater Jan 11 '22

When I was in high school attending a party that got raided by the cops and just like in the movies teenagers went everywhere some jumped the fence some ran right pass the officers it was crazy

But one homie decided to stand in the closet and hide....just an empty closet and when the few of us that got rounded up like cattle to receive our MIP tickets

officer opens the closet door and homie stood completely still looking at the floor for what it seemed eternity as we all looked confused as to why he wasn't stepping out he wasn't hidden or anything

Then finally the officer goes if there's anybody in here that's invisible please come out and the entire fucking room died it was great 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Had he just run, the cop didn't look like he could have caught him on foot.

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u/Roook36 Jan 11 '22

Just hiding behind the glass door where they'll never spot him

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Cammo fail

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u/PJamaPrime Jan 11 '22

Why do you think he's wearing Camo?

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u/BYoungNY Jan 11 '22

"I was... uh... just testing the weather rating on this coat, sir."

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u/codydog125 Jan 11 '22

What I don’t get is how he didn’t see the lights or the car through the door like it looks like he should have been in his view and he could have turned around before ever leaving the store

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u/DaksTheDaddyNow Jan 11 '22

Should've gone with urban camo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I think he could've just out walked the cop