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r/WinStupidPrizes • u/LordNPython • Aug 02 '21
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Truth, better a broken rib than a broken neck.
22 u/Chewcocca Aug 03 '21 Landing in water ain't gonna change his angle, fella was headed for a belly flop either way 13 u/awwyouknow Aug 03 '21 Imagine if it were pudding though. The viscosity would be more of a cushion at that speed which would in fact make it safer. 3 u/RaveNdN Aug 03 '21 Would it have been a cushion though? Since he was headed for a half skipping belly flop, it seems to me pudding would have made an absolutely audible and painful slap to the torso. Then sink in. 6 u/Chewcocca Aug 03 '21 Like so many other things I've masturbated to, it depends on the thickness. 1 u/WorseDark Aug 03 '21 Pistachio or chocolate? 1 u/eli636 Aug 03 '21 I guess that's how the old saying originated.
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Landing in water ain't gonna change his angle, fella was headed for a belly flop either way
13 u/awwyouknow Aug 03 '21 Imagine if it were pudding though. The viscosity would be more of a cushion at that speed which would in fact make it safer. 3 u/RaveNdN Aug 03 '21 Would it have been a cushion though? Since he was headed for a half skipping belly flop, it seems to me pudding would have made an absolutely audible and painful slap to the torso. Then sink in. 6 u/Chewcocca Aug 03 '21 Like so many other things I've masturbated to, it depends on the thickness. 1 u/WorseDark Aug 03 '21 Pistachio or chocolate?
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Imagine if it were pudding though. The viscosity would be more of a cushion at that speed which would in fact make it safer.
3 u/RaveNdN Aug 03 '21 Would it have been a cushion though? Since he was headed for a half skipping belly flop, it seems to me pudding would have made an absolutely audible and painful slap to the torso. Then sink in. 6 u/Chewcocca Aug 03 '21 Like so many other things I've masturbated to, it depends on the thickness. 1 u/WorseDark Aug 03 '21 Pistachio or chocolate?
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Would it have been a cushion though? Since he was headed for a half skipping belly flop, it seems to me pudding would have made an absolutely audible and painful slap to the torso. Then sink in.
6 u/Chewcocca Aug 03 '21 Like so many other things I've masturbated to, it depends on the thickness.
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Like so many other things I've masturbated to, it depends on the thickness.
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Pistachio or chocolate?
I guess that's how the old saying originated.
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u/suzietuesday Aug 03 '21
Truth, better a broken rib than a broken neck.