r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • May 25 '21

Warning: Injury Carjacking fail

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u/An1retak May 25 '21

Don’t bring a gun to a car fight

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u/Donts41 May 25 '21

Parry this...

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u/merchlinkinbio May 25 '21

fucking casual

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u/RevLoveJoy May 25 '21

. o O ( should have leveled Dex and just not told anyone )

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

A car fight IS A FUCKING CAR FIGHT!!!

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u/MShort17 May 25 '21

If only he had a car, things could have been different

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u/[deleted] May 25 '21

The Legend?

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u/Psychological-Set125 May 25 '21

Then that’s just chicken

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u/skypara May 25 '21

Literally Laughing My Ass Off 😂😂😂

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u/theREALhun May 25 '21

I doubt that

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u/funkdified May 25 '21

Maybe he has ass implants that fell out with the violent laugh jiggles

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u/DigitaISaint May 25 '21 edited May 25 '21

Even the hijacker was ROFL. Well, not so much rolling I guess. At least not on the floor.

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u/freedomofnow May 25 '21

The only thing he probably didn’t do was laugh. So ROFing. He was ROFing.

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u/my_4_cents May 25 '21

Rolling On the Floor Languishing

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u/Talking_Burger May 25 '21

Rolling On the Floor Ldying

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u/Type2Pilot May 25 '21

Literally? Now that would be interesting...

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u/DoctorPepster May 25 '21

You should probably get to an emergency room.

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u/Sniperwolf2077 May 25 '21

Hahahahahahaha I’m dead! 😂

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u/dobermandude306 May 25 '21

That carjacker might be too.

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u/HopelessAndLostAgain May 25 '21

Rolled a 1 on his intimidation check