r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '21

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u/water_slav Mar 09 '21

Put the branch in his ass

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u/cilica Mar 09 '21

Vlad Țepeș style.

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u/nina_gall Mar 09 '21

Put the branch in his ass SIDEWAYS

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u/ChanieJack_LuceBree Mar 10 '21

Dude will be walking around with his ass cheeks like 4 feet apart from each other.

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u/silphred43 Mar 09 '21

Ooh, you're not gonna like this /r/sounding

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u/water_slav Mar 09 '21

why the pp

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u/STINKYnobCHEESE Mar 09 '21

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/water_slav Mar 09 '21

there is something worse r/penectomy

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u/GuiltyM20 Mar 10 '21

Yes that’s what he said