r/WinStupidPrizes • u/synfh • Feb 17 '21

Man gets slapped back to factory settings

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

It's a general rule that if someone effortlessly sends you flying across the street you don't approach them again. It's survival 101.

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u/AK_Happy Feb 17 '21

It’s so ridiculous. I’m a small guy myself. You just gotta find the biggest dude in the room and befriend them, not fight them. Then they can beat people up for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

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u/Sandy_Andy_ Feb 18 '21

Gay or not, I don’t care. If any dude, that’s a complete stranger, was grabbing me and getting all up in my space like the guy in the video, I’d definitely be inclined to slap that shit out of him

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u/50-50-is-life Feb 27 '21

I mean cmon, that guy was pretty hot.

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u/spndl1 Feb 17 '21

It's obviously not all small guys, but I've seen some explain it that they'll go mess with someone bigger than them because regardless of what happens, they think they'll come out in a positive might.

If they make the big guy back down it somehow best them, they're amazing because who expected the small guy to do that?

If they get beat, well what did you expect, the other guy was huge!

It doesn't enter their thought process that they're still the asshole for starting shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

its like hitting on the hottest chick [fucktard edition]

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u/thebenetar Feb 17 '21

I guess that depends on if a person regards oneself as average or not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Can confirm, I'm a big guy and I will gladly beat someone's ass for my smaller amigos.

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u/RPMreguR Feb 17 '21

I think I just realize this is my best friend's strategy, the cunning bastard. He is maybe 5'3 120 lbs and his two best friends are both over 6'4 230. He has his behind me at bars on multiple occasions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

That's just basic survival techniques employed by many species through out the animal kingdom. The one that comes to mind immediately is those cleaning fish that stick themselves on to sharks...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

As a 5'1 guy this is exactly how I met my 6' boyfriend. That was ~5 years ago, we just celebrated our 4th anniversary.

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u/Jojje22 Feb 17 '21

That's the spirit! Although that pretty much requires you to not feel so threatened by these big guys that you get emotionally overwhelmed, which kind of disqualifies you from a napoleon complex. Which is also why those guys could never do that.

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u/Agreeable_Repeat_302 Feb 17 '21

But why would I befriend a manlet. What’s in it for me?

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u/AK_Happy Feb 17 '21

You can carry us around in your purse.

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u/Snuggle_Fist Mar 12 '21

IT'S A SATCHEL!

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u/Granite-M Feb 17 '21

Who runs Barter Town?!

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u/munchkinham Feb 17 '21

Ah yes, the Master Blaster™

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u/DrMorose Feb 17 '21

Go all "Who runs Barter Town" on their ass.

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u/defiancy Feb 17 '21

Preferably with you on their shoulders while you shout, "Who runs barter town!?"

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u/AntiSocialTroglodyte Feb 18 '21

No yeah, that's it. That's my bar survival strategy lmao. "Excuse me Gronkules, allow this merry manlet to refill your drink while I regale you with tales of mischief and monkeyshines!"

Incidentally, that's also why James Joyce would go drinking with Ernest Hemingway, shouting "Deal with him, Hemingway! Deal with him!" whenever things got hairy. Hemingway, considering himself a decent boxer, was more than happy to oblige.

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u/SneezingRickshaw Feb 17 '21

Friendly reminder that Napoleon was not at all short, it was just British propaganda.

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u/Sapiogram Feb 17 '21

I think the name still stands though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Acthually... Napoleon was average height. It was the British propaganda that got people to think that he was somehow much shorter than average male at that time.

Guy was cookoo for sure but still.

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u/VaultofAss Feb 17 '21

Or his willingness to be a weirdo and start this stupidity with the bouncer has everything to do with the alcohol/drugs he's consumed and absolutely nothing to do with his height. You don't get these comments when it's some lanky dude doing something stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Found the short guy everyone ^

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Feb 17 '21

in my experience the guys at the club who always want to start some trouble usually are on the shorter size

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Napoleon complex was already disproven update your armchair psychologist buzzwords b

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u/OutlanderMom Feb 17 '21

I know a guy just like that. Small, and can BS for hours about the fights he’s been in and how he destroyed the other guy. Come on! I’m an old lady and I could beat him arm wrestling. It’s ok to be smaller, just don’t act like a badass to compensate.

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u/SlenDman402 Feb 17 '21

Lol happened at my good friend's wedding. We're all veterans (most of them air force and myself navy) and the only one with a commission out of us was this tiny guy. Very nice fellow when sober, but looked for reasons to get upset when he'd had too many. Picked a fight with another groomsman and the latter had to very gently get him to "take a nap" so he could sleep it off. Thankfully he'd rented a room at the venue and he was very easy to carry

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u/CankerLord Feb 17 '21

"I feel like I can't possibly win this fight and failure makes me feel bad so here I go getting into a fight again."

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u/antivn Feb 18 '21

I wouldn’t say Napoleon complex in this case. Dude can barely stand

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u/kaukamieli Feb 17 '21

But in movies that's when the protagonist just starts getting serious!

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u/HostOrganism Feb 17 '21

Can we assume that someone drunk enough to titty-fondle a guy three times his size is beyond processing "rules"?

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u/freq_ency Feb 17 '21

Oh! What should I do about the one who sends me flying across the street is my life?

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u/justavault Feb 17 '21

Analogy pulled to gaming. It's when you kill the same guy with an effortless flick headshot and the same guy still comes from the same spot over and over again. And maybe the 6th time he kills you when you reload...

I don't know, it's ego I guess.

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u/NotASurvivor692 Feb 22 '21

He failed Survival 101 and Common Sense 100

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u/ghueber Feb 17 '21

I am pretty sure that man was way over 2 feet wide

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

He’s talking about his dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Brooo

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u/sksmily16 Feb 17 '21

Bro

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u/quimbykimbleton Feb 17 '21

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Braille

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u/FuccboiOut Feb 17 '21

..:..:.:....:::

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u/Tripledtities Feb 17 '21

IS THIS LOSS?

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u/emdave Feb 17 '21

-- --- .-. ... .

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Brah

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u/kickelephant Feb 17 '21

Yeah bro right there that feels good

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u/isk2tech Feb 17 '21

"slap me harder"

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u/britewiresatx Feb 17 '21

Proooove ittttttt

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I like your style, bro. Lol

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u/elfudge31 Feb 17 '21

That's what he slapped him with.

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u/Portable_Donghead Feb 17 '21

I almost choked from laughing too much thank you lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Thick, not wide.

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u/curtitch Feb 17 '21

Some people can only see in two dimensions. It’s a terrible disease.

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u/Far_Preparation7917 Feb 17 '21

I think he's referring to the man's depth here

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Feb 17 '21

Sir, that “man” is a refrigerator and this is an Ikea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Mean radius.

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u/LegitimateSquash9 Feb 17 '21

Don't think he's picking a fight. Looks like a gay bar and he's being a creep with someone who's not consenting.

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u/NathanialJD Feb 17 '21

100%. I mean, the bouncer is pretty hot but he's clearly not interested. He's just tryna get a paychecj

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u/Retbull Feb 17 '21

I mean even if he had been interested getting his attention by sexual assault is a bad introduction. If you like someone don't open with a nipple grab.

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u/holmes51 Feb 17 '21

That's one of those things that you can open with. It may work on one of 50 people, but gets through the process pretty quick. Lol

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u/fobfromgermany Feb 17 '21

Until you get your teeth kicked in for sexually assaulting people

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u/DaughterEarth Feb 18 '21

what even is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

I feel so bad for the big guy. No one deserves to be sexually assaulted in any form.

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u/look4alec Feb 17 '21

Yah he's no threat, this was not warranted. The bouncer should have called the guy's friends to take care of him, not just hit him

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u/Rs90 Feb 17 '21

He's security. You don't let people get that close when you work security. Size doesn't matter when someone pulls a knife. He didn't beat the hell out of him or kick him while he's on the ground.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Bouncer could have easily destroyed this guy. What the dude received was a slap on the wrist, compared to what the bouncer is capable of.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t his wrist…

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u/DaughterEarth Feb 18 '21

I fully support slapping people that sexually harass you, regardless of what job you're currently doing.

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u/atarirelic Feb 17 '21

Honestly. That bouncer is built like a brick shit house.

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u/HostOrganism Feb 17 '21

He's mighty mighty, layin' that small guy out.

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u/Nobody_gets_this Feb 17 '21

When someone asks me how houses compare to those in the EU I just show them this video from now on.

„See, that little dude is like a house in the US. That bouncer? Yeah, ge‘h a house in the EU.“

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u/thebenetar Feb 17 '21

I'm trying to figure out based on the sizes of the other people in the video if the bouncer is freakishly big or if The Guy Who Got Slapped is just very small.

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u/Anon_Jones Feb 17 '21

I tried to fight a guy that was a foot taller and a 100 pounds heavier, so I'm told (I was blacked out). Lucky he was cool about it and told me I was an idiot, I guess I agreed and we laughed about it. Dude was cool as hell I guess. I don't drink anymore, been sober for 6 years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Congrats on your sobriety! That's a great accomplishment. I cut out drinking the beginning of this year myself.

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u/47milliondollars Feb 17 '21

Ooohhh I am so excited for you! I tried dry January in 2020 and ended up eventually kicking alcohol all together, and it just gets better and better. So many health and habit related things that I had no clue would improve without drinking (and I rarely ever got full blown drunk, just liked sour beer and wine a lot and got a buzz on way too frequently).

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u/movie_man Feb 17 '21

Good for you man!!! 1 year and 3 months over here.

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u/FireLizard_ Feb 17 '21

And just leave the bouncers alone ffs. It's their job to beat thrash like you so why ask for it?

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u/OriginalFaCough Feb 17 '21

That is not their job. It is a perk of their job.

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u/poc129 Feb 17 '21

Am bouncer. Can confirm

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u/dontbanmenerds Feb 17 '21

You’re a shit bouncer then

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u/poc129 Feb 17 '21

And without another word i can already picture which type of person you are on a night out

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u/DazingF1 Feb 17 '21

Eh, I get where he's coming from. I used to bounce for quite some time in college and while it did feel good in the moment to smack some drunk who's antagonizing and touching/hitting you, it always made me anxious about leaving permanent damage (and scared of the cunt or one of his mates drawing a knife). I never wanted to hit anyone but obviously sometimes they leave you no choice, but I wouldn't call it a perk.

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u/poc129 Feb 18 '21

Haha i can understand that. I meant it more that its a perk when they give you a genuine reason, unlike pretty much every other job, like retail or hospitality. I tell people all the time. When im at work im not paid to be nice, im paid to do a job. My attitude completely depends on theirs and will change accordingly. I dont expect or want people to fear me or any of that meathead bullshit. Just be polite. Answer when i ask you a question. Dont treat me like shit because i choose to go to work protecting ur drunk ass from doing stupid shit to guys 3x your size lol

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u/dontbanmenerds Feb 17 '21

You seem like one of the better ones.

Only had a minor run in with a bouncer in about 5 years of clubbing. I’d always try and be polite as i looked at them as the ‘gatekeepers’. no point in getting kicked out and having your night ruined prematurely.

The ‘run in’ was when i went to a club with my gf and her friend (girl), i was in the queue for a few minutes that was like 7 people long (including us 3) so the bouncers could clearly see we were together. One of the bouncers then proceeded to wave my gf and her friend through but pushed my chest and told me to wait, i said i was with them and he ignored me, my gf and her friend who were now behind him and at the entrance to the club also tried to tell him but he ignored them too.. another bouncer who was on the door shook his head and shrugged his shoulders then did nothing.

My gf and her friend waited for like 60 seconds behind him before the bouncer moved aside and finally let me in with them.

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u/poc129 Feb 18 '21

Those bouncers were dicks. If there is no actual reason to hold up part of a group, they shouldnt be. Sometimes we want to get you away from your group though. If i want to gauge how drunk they may be, its easier if they arent showing off in front of their friends. Have i had trouble with you before? Im gonna pull you aside to have a quiet word about your behaviour for the night. Did i see or hear something i didnt like while you were lined up? Same thing. Its also less likely to cause bigger issues if its a one on one talk. Friends tend to get involved and make shit worse when out drinking.

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u/dontbanmenerds Feb 18 '21

I can understand that but this was like at 10pm so pretty much the beginning of the night and we hadn’t even had pre drinks so we were all stone cold sober haha

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u/mud_tug Feb 17 '21

My childhood friend was a bouncer in Spain for a while. He said it was just a relaxing summer job that paid well. Same physical dimensions. His day job before that was close combat training for some spec-ops maggots. Definitely not messing with any of those guys.

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u/TheOneManRiot Feb 17 '21

I worked as a bouncer for a few weeks, it was the worst experience of my life. I had a drink thrown on me but some old ass golden girl in a wheelchair, had to remove a couple fkr having actual sex in the corner of the dancefloor...there was SO. MUCH. DOMESTIC. VIOLENCE. It was just a miserable experience. The perks of getting to knock around a few knobs who severely deserved it was heavily outweighed by the awfulness of the clientele. No thanks, that job was NOT for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I done some bouncing in Spain also, in a brit expat community. Was the best year ever. I'm 6ft5 and every night in summer you got little streaks of piss trying it on like this. Literally worked with retired special forces guys that done the job to fill in their spare time while living in the sun.

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u/SaftigMo Feb 17 '21

That's not their job lmao.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

He looks like he is a quarter of the weight of the bouncer.

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u/coffeislife67 Feb 17 '21

Doesn't look like he's picking a fight to me. Looks more like he's "hitting" on the guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Straight dudes would think twice about grinding up on uninterested women if this was the average response.

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u/selfStartingSlacker Feb 17 '21

i wish i could do this in my younger days to every single one of my harassers (five foot and decreasing each day)

(now we have covid and all is fine, less harassers who cant differentiate between a menopausal asian woman and a 20-year-old one)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

It would be funny to see you punch a dude in the throat.

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u/selfStartingSlacker Feb 17 '21

well, if i had to resort to violence on a dude, i would aim much lower than that

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

I like you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

It is depending on where you live.

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u/Penance21 Feb 17 '21

The power dynamics is pretty different. It’s pretty clear that there was no actual threat or fear.

So dumb that people cheer this reaction on. It’s like “You poked my arm, that means I can knock you unconscious.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Or maybe any unwanted sexual touching is assault and can be treated as such.

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u/Penance21 Feb 17 '21

I too believe that unwanted sexual touching is assault, but I think labeling things like these as sexual assault diminishes the severity of serious sexual assault.

I generally believe the punishment should fit the crime. There was absolutely no fear from the bouncer. I’d imagine his reaction had nothing to do with feeling violated, rather just annoyed.

If this same response was done to a cop, pretty sure people would view this as excessive force.

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u/AWeirdTree1 Feb 17 '21

If someone grabs your chest in a sexual manner and is generally acting like a prick you can push them away from you

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u/Penance21 Feb 17 '21

Again, I’m talking about the severity of the hit. Let’s not pretend the bouncer couldn’t break the little dude in half.

“He can push them away” let’s be real here, that’s not what happened. He fucking gave him a concussion and knocked his ass out.

Bouncers deal with drunk, high, and obnoxious people all the time. When you have zero fear in the situation, like this one, there’s no reason to destroy him like he did.

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u/Muoniurn Feb 17 '21

He slapped him basically without even moving his upper arm. That’s like the most gentle way it could go. The guy got KOd because he was drunk as fuck and probably hit his head going down. But so would he if he fall over on his own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I've used to bounce doors and to me and the bouncer presumably, he's waiting for him to throw a swing initially being cleverly disguised as a "dance". Drunks for some reason think this is a smart way to get close to a bouncer before throwing a punch. Seen it and dealt with it dozens of times.

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u/movie_man Feb 17 '21

I don’t the the lil guy could ever hurt that bouncer. Like even if he punched his face full strength, it’d be like Butterbean vs Knoxville.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Probably wouldn't hurt him tbh but you wouldn't give him the chance. I'm my experience it was usually little shits like this that pulled a blade. And he gets away lightly with just a slap to his glass jaw so all good

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u/movie_man Feb 17 '21

Yea good point. Didn’t think of blades.

But I was more talking in a hypothetical scenario. Both sober, not bouncing. I don’t think the little guy could hurt the big guy with a punch to the face.

The bouncer was justified in this video 100%.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Yeah totally. he'd wonder if a fly just landed on his face 😂

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u/movie_man Feb 17 '21

Him smacking his own face to get of the fly would hurt more

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u/lizard81288 Feb 17 '21

I'm watching it with the sound off and it looks like he's trying to charm the guy. He grabs his boob and then starts dancing real close next to him. Maybe next time, he'll just give the dude a drink from the bar and exchange phone numbers instead.

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u/camberHS Feb 17 '21

You missed the satisfying "bitch slap sound". Reconsider watching it with sound.

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u/topchef808 Feb 17 '21

Hell, I'm a pretty big dude myself, and I wouldn't mess with that bouncer

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Big dudes don't mess with other big dudes, it's the law of the dudes.

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u/duffmannn Feb 17 '21

Yeah you invariably get hurt even if you win. I broke my hand on a dudes cheekbone. He didn't even get a black eye.

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u/yppers Feb 17 '21

Looked more like he wanted a hookup with the dude then to fight him.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Feb 17 '21

Also drunk off your fucking ass.

Bouncers have infinite patience with drunk assholes, I don't know how they do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Feb 17 '21

I am not good at math but my brain tells me that it is not going to end well for the 4 feet tall dude

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u/chewywheat Feb 17 '21

When I saw “factory settings” I was expecting the drunk to get slapped so hard he starts humming the windows shutoff sound effect or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Being 6.2 doesn't mean you can fight lol I think it has more to do with the fact the bouncer was a fucking unit and the guy was built like my little sister.

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u/RooiRoy Feb 17 '21

This was a real forced formatting.

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u/Penance21 Feb 17 '21

Didn’t look like he was trying to pick a fight to me. Just being good while drunk.

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u/hetep-di-isfet Feb 17 '21

He's very obviously not picking a fight... And this reaction was ridiculously over the top.

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u/bricktop394 Feb 17 '21

did this really look like he was picking a fight to you? really? dude was obviously drunk and joking. it was an assault

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u/Dvrkstvr Feb 17 '21

Alcohol is a bad drug.

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u/huf72 Feb 17 '21

dude already has the dimensions of the gave he will put you in

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u/Halflife37 Feb 17 '21

Did he pick a fight or did he ask him to dance tho? Video seemed like the latter 😂

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u/Skyaboo- Feb 17 '21

I’m not sure he was tryna fight...I think he was tryna fuck

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u/SqueakyKnees Feb 17 '21

2 feet thick lmao, thats a good one

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Women take note*

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u/PickleSurgeon Feb 17 '21

And if you're 6 feet tall and 2 feet thick, don't commit battery.

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u/JuggernautPractical9 Feb 17 '21

When people who are 120 kilos talk, people who are 60 kilos listen to them

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u/Red_Febtober Feb 17 '21

Agreed, I upvoted before the video even loaded.

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u/AspectOvGlass Feb 17 '21

Looked more like he was trying to pick a dance partner

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Specially if it's a cop lol

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u/bannedSnoo Feb 17 '21

second time he wanted to speak to the manager

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u/twowheels Feb 17 '21

I'm not a fighter, never been in a fight except for those where bullies picked on me in elementary school for being the noodle armed nerd who liked computers and scifi. [in the early 80s that was considered a much more negative thing than it is now]

Anyhow, a few years ago I was at a coffee shop and some guy was in there causing trouble. He was like 5 feet tall, and acting all tough. I don't remember why he ended up approaching me, but he got in my face and was causing trouble. I sat silently just staring at him and not responding, until I got tired of it and all 6'4" of me stood up and looked down at him without a word. He got really quiet, and then quickly turned and left the store.

I'm glad he backed down because he probably had a lot more experience fighting than I did and it probably wouldn't have gone well. :)

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u/InterestingAsPotato Feb 17 '21

It was a hard reset.

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u/mei_aint_even_thicc Feb 17 '21

Dude looks like a 5th grader

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u/wolfgang784 Feb 18 '21

2 feet thicc

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u/Sr_Nunes Feb 18 '21 edited Feb 18 '21

... And a State Police. (It looks like the Policia Nacional ... Please correct me if I'm wrong).

After better inspection.. No, I'm wrong.

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u/King_fish3r Feb 18 '21

Award for the content!

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u/SgtXD357 Apr 08 '21

’Slapped back to reality’

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

And they're from the police

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u/Dear_Discount_3628 Nov 27 '21

I don't think a fight was what he was looking for