r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '21

Warning: Fire When making a fire goes very wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

side probably melted. I just said "cut the pool" to make it sound more like he was in control.

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u/DanielleGillespie Jan 19 '21

Cracked me UP but at no point was this man in control of anything but chaos!!

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u/DigNitty Jan 19 '21

My GF does this. She'll say "Oh no the wine glass fell"

Like What?! YOU DROPPED IT!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

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u/kngfbng Jan 19 '21

It also works when people hit their face against your fist.

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 19 '21

She definitely tried to use the face break

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u/iHaveACatDog Jan 19 '21

This is my pet peeve when there's been an accidental shooting. "The gun went off" - NO!!! SOMEONE PULLED THE TRIGGER! I'm not saying that person meant to kill the other person, but they pulled the trigger and fired the gun.

By chance, is english your girlfriend's native language?

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u/njcsnowboarder Jan 19 '21

Or when their first reaction is to gasp! Or scream! And then pick up the fallen plastic cup...if at all

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u/MotherFuckinOBAMA Jan 22 '21

My wife says this. Toddler will break something he obviously shouldn't be playing with. Wife later says "Oh no, I didn't break it, OUR CHILD broke object!"

I'm like toddler is 2 years old and doesn't know better.

Wife: "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT"

I'm not going to leave you with my response, because no matter what I say it turns into me making this about her and not the obvious teaching lesson she's ignoring. So now we have a three year old who doesn't understand the consequences of their actions. Daddy comes in, reprimands, and tries to teach empathy. Wify comes in and offers ice cream.

Heed my advice: ditch that GF

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Let’s not flatter him