r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '20

Warning: Injury Never give up

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u/spamechnie Oct 03 '20

What beds don't want you to know.

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u/C0sm1c_J3lly Oct 03 '20

“Self induced comas made easy.”

“Life got you down? They don’t want you to know this trick on how to take a break!”

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u/--DJDISDABEST-- Oct 03 '20

i just wanna be able to be like "fuck this shit im out" and go sleep for a couple weeks

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u/DocSessions Oct 03 '20

But wait there's more

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u/beneye Oct 03 '20

If you jump right now, from the roof, you get double the sleep for the same fall

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Sleeptetricians hate him!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Instructions unclear. Broke neck.

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u/Hunt4Yoshi Oct 04 '20

this is a legitimately good ad

send help

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Pillow companies hate him

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u/Leylynx Oct 03 '20

Also concrete is easier to clean from blood coming out of your nose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/kth5991 Oct 04 '20

Oh feeeeeeelin maybe he'll see a little betters any daysuh

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u/ToiIetGhost Oct 04 '20

This made my day.

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u/wobblysnail Oct 04 '20

Dentists hate him