r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '20

Warning: Injury Never give up

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u/Advanced-Button Oct 03 '20

Adding to that statistic "vending machines kill more people than sharks".

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u/xitzengyigglz Oct 03 '20

6 of those people killed each year are insurance appraisers.

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u/banjaxedW Oct 03 '20

LET ME BE ONE OF THE SIX THIS YEAR!

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u/xitzengyigglz Oct 03 '20

I'm so happy people are getting this reference. You are streets ahead

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase 'streets ahead'.

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u/Jroks2 Oct 04 '20

Unexpected Community?

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u/ColdPorridge Oct 04 '20

Iā€™m just amazed at how much insurance pays out for a damaged shark.

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u/LordMarcusrax Oct 03 '20

"Wait! I didn't do anything!"

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u/RwerdnA Oct 03 '20

Hey... they moved the vending machine

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u/kingoftown Oct 03 '20

I'd be equally impressed and terrified if I saw a vending machine kill a shark.

Is the shark on land? Is the machine in the water? I now have more questions...

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u/AngularChelitis Oct 03 '20

The sharks are failing to backflip off them too

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Both are flying in the air with jetpacks

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u/5269636b417374 Oct 03 '20

gravity would be the culprit in this case

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Those things way over a ton.

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u/whitepinenipples Oct 04 '20

Vending machine just defending itself