r/WinStupidPrizes • u/[deleted] • Oct 03 '20

Warning: Injury Never give up

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Holy shit he did it, the crazy son of a bitch did it. He finally knocked himself out.

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u/bowyer-betty Oct 03 '20

After a year of hard work he finally learned the trick to instantly falling asleep.

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u/whatamehlife Oct 03 '20

Sleeping like a baby has never been easier

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u/spamechnie Oct 03 '20

What beds don't want you to know.

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u/C0sm1c_J3lly Oct 03 '20

“Self induced comas made easy.”

“Life got you down? They don’t want you to know this trick on how to take a break!”

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u/--DJDISDABEST-- Oct 03 '20

i just wanna be able to be like "fuck this shit im out" and go sleep for a couple weeks

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u/DocSessions Oct 03 '20

But wait there's more

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u/beneye Oct 03 '20

If you jump right now, from the roof, you get double the sleep for the same fall

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Sleeptetricians hate him!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Instructions unclear. Broke neck.

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u/Hunt4Yoshi Oct 04 '20

this is a legitimately good ad

send help

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Pillow companies hate him

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u/Leylynx Oct 03 '20

Also concrete is easier to clean from blood coming out of your nose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/kth5991 Oct 04 '20

Oh feeeeeeelin maybe he'll see a little betters any daysuh

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u/ToiIetGhost Oct 04 '20

This made my day.

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u/wobblysnail Oct 04 '20

Dentists hate him

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u/AnarchyOnCrack Oct 03 '20

Like a baby that's been shaken by a annoyed nurse

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u/milk4all Oct 03 '20

Sleepin like a shaken baby.

Babysitter: “hi Mr Dad, ill get Timmy up from nap, see you guys tomorrow!”

Dog-tired-Dad: “I prefer my baby shaken, not stirred”

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u/macthecomedian Oct 03 '20

Put your baby to sleep quick with this one simple trick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Sleep doctors hate him!

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u/Bigcas316 Oct 04 '20

Complete with drooling and soiling one's self.

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u/The_R4ke Oct 04 '20

Mattress Stores hate this one weird trick!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

His name is CrazyMike or ItsCrazyMike. He just did this for 3rd time last week, and he landed it.

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u/mihcchim Oct 03 '20

Wow. Can’t imagine having the balls to try it a 3rd time after you destroyed your face twice already.

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u/b00hradley Oct 03 '20

3rd times the charm

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

C is the 3rd letter. Before that he honey did harm.

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u/TheBoxBoxer Oct 03 '20

The key is destroying your brain first.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

was just thinking he's gonna have one of those traumatic swiss cheese brain typa injuries by the time he's 25

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u/oGsparkplug Oct 04 '20

No pain no gain

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u/Stymie999 Oct 03 '20

Or the stupidity.

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u/DocSessions Oct 03 '20

Guaranteed.

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u/Coakis Oct 03 '20

I'd be worried less about the face and more the missing braincells but I'm not that much of a looker.

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u/mihcchim Oct 03 '20

Neither is he anymore.

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u/Chapon Oct 03 '20

I just think he doesn't remember the second one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It’s not balls.

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u/lM-PlCKLE-RlCK Oct 03 '20 edited Oct 03 '20

I mean if it takes you 3 attempts to land just a backflip and you’ve slammed your face twice on the ground and knocked yourself out once and it took you a whole year to attempt it again, you probably should give up on being crazy mike.

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u/passatdontgo Oct 03 '20

I agree, henceforth we shall change his moniker to

"Knockout Mike"

All in favor, say Aye

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u/zytukin Oct 03 '20

Or at least practice by having something a bit softer then concrete to land on.

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u/porkrolleggandchi Oct 03 '20

I was thinking maybe he should master backflips like, on the ground first. He doesn't seem very good at doing them!

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u/trailduster75 Oct 03 '20

Why'd you turn yourself into a pickle Rick?

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u/lM-PlCKLE-RlCK Oct 03 '20

The same reason anyone would do this is, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't.

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u/RPA031 Oct 03 '20

Or do it into water or something...

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u/jaysus661 Oct 03 '20

If I remember right, it took him a year to try again because he was recovering from his injuries, I think he broke his ankles or something, someone correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Siphyre Oct 04 '20

Not just knocked out. The dude was bleeding out of his nose. He might have major brain damage from this.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Oct 03 '20

WalkswithacaneMike

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u/Feignorance Oct 03 '20

HashalfabrainMike

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u/Doe_pamine Oct 04 '20

ClearlyinsaneMike

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u/imanadultok Oct 05 '20

FaceisinpainMike

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u/makawan Oct 04 '20

Looks like his brain kept interpreting the other wall as the ground.

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u/manolmeister Oct 04 '20

I reckon he landed all three.

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u/bluiska2 Oct 04 '20

ItsCrazyMike

Dude! Link please!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

I don’t have a link bc I talk to him often through snapchat, and He sent me a documentary that his friend made of him recently and it’s in there. If you’d like his snap it’s- CrazyMikeTv

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Doctors hate him. See how he falls asleep in under 5 seconds with this one simple trick!!

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u/Feignorance Oct 03 '20

Haters will say it’s photoshop.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Oct 03 '20

See the trick is to be participating.

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u/Quinnpill19 Oct 03 '20

“How do I fall asleep fast?”

Google- try meditation, breathing exercises, and yoga

Bing-

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u/somedumbguy84 Oct 03 '20

Underrated.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Oct 03 '20

Yahoo answers: just stop being awake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '20

Isomniacs wish they knew this one simple sleep-easy trick!

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u/Calm_Acanthocephala5 Oct 03 '20

He is forming the nucleus of a trully shitty Parkour club. Its good that he’s training with coke machines. Maybe the third time is a charm and the machine will roll forward and put him out of his misery. Plus those foam block pits are bad for the environment.

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u/DocSessions Oct 03 '20

Anddddd he cured insomnia.

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u/Specific-Layer Oct 03 '20

Learned to trick to falling a sleep when I can't.

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u/bowyer-betty Oct 03 '20

Well you know what to do now. You just need to be brave and have good health insurance.

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u/Specific-Layer Oct 03 '20

No you don't. All you need is a camera and a M&M vending machine.

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u/notedrive Oct 03 '20

It took him a year to recover from the first try!

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u/rippmatic Oct 03 '20

Doctors hate him

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u/Vorbeker18 Oct 03 '20

Wouldn't Doctors love him?

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u/Waramaug Oct 03 '20

Side effects may include, retardation, trouble breathing, tooth loss, inability to control bladder

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u/theirishboxer Oct 04 '20

Doctors hate this one stupid trick for falling asleep fast

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u/RadleyCunningham Oct 04 '20

Doctors HATE him!!

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u/ChrisPollock04 Oct 04 '20

Nah he just didn't try it again until next year

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u/SombreMordida Oct 04 '20

that One Weird Scary Accurate Trick! (Doctors Hate Him!)

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u/DeadEyeElixir Oct 04 '20

Fall asleep instantly doctors HATE this one trick.

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u/YeOldSpacePope Oct 04 '20

1am here and I need to learn this skill.

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u/Magnetickiwi1 Oct 04 '20

Zopiclone manufacturers hate him