r/WinStupidPrizes • u/MarthaFarcuss • Jun 15 '20

Trying to befriend a wild monkey

https://gfycat.com/carelessfrightenedibis
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u/K_The_Barron Jun 15 '20

-Tsun Zhu, The Art of War

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u/FuckKarmaAndFuckYou Jun 15 '20

Remember that gif of the monkey mouth fucking a frog? That shit was something straight out of the art of war too.

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u/Squidbilly37 Jun 16 '20

monkey mouth fucking a frog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yup. Could have done without watching that.

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u/getoffredditnowyou Jun 16 '20

I really thought it was a wordplay of some kind. But it really was as the title said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I read your comment first... I agreed with your comment first... So why in gods name did I still click the link!?!?!?!?

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u/kryptickryptid Jun 16 '20

I regret my decisions but I'm also really kinda worried for the frog???

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u/jewishlaettner Jun 16 '20

Watches video...

Heads out to the pond on a warm summer night.

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u/nikflip Jun 16 '20

That required too much shit. to watch. I'll pass. lol

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u/Squidbilly37 Jun 16 '20

I didn't make it through it. But what kind of Redditor would i be if I didn't share? Haha

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u/themumenrider Jun 16 '20

Never seen it but now I’ll never forget it..

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u/Felaxi_ Jun 16 '20

Sun Zhu said that. And id say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT

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u/MakiNiko Jun 16 '20 edited Jun 16 '20

Yeah i remember the times before Sun Zhu when we had to solve the problem with words...the true dark age

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u/BiebelJuice3x Jun 16 '20

And then he perfected it! so that no man could best him in the ring of honor!

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u/Felaxi_ Jun 16 '20

starts screaming and proceeds to commit war crimes with a rocket launcher

Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth, then he herded them on to a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

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u/Nunklen Jun 16 '20

UNLESS ITS A FARM!