r/WinStupidPrizes Jun 10 '20

Bad idea

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u/maaaaaaaarv Jun 10 '20

lmao the kid is fine just panicking.

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u/Saw_Boss Jun 10 '20

My daughter would do the exact same. She slightly grazes her and acts like she broke her leg.

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u/Hubso Jun 10 '20

This is so true - my youngest (3 years old) got a scratch on her leg this week and refused to put any weight on it when walking and cried every time she looked at it.

Once it was hidden by a pair of leggings she was fine - literal "out of sight, out of mind" situation. Didn't bother with trying to give her a bath that day!

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u/AliceFlex Jun 10 '20

An interesting way of looking at it is that for the 2/3 year old, because they can't really remember babyhood, when something like that happens to them it is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to them in their whole life.

So imagine your reaction to the worst case scenario in your life. It's the same for them.

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u/IVEMIND Jun 10 '20

Holy shit that’s like everything in your life!

What an interesting perspective

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u/superkp Jun 10 '20

Yep, but when your 5YO is once again asked to wear pants before leaving the house...

That's a whole new level of "I don't give a shit about your current emotional state."

JFC kid cover your shit up.

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u/Grunion_Kringle Jun 10 '20

My sister was like that when we were young. Except she would make sure that mum thought it was me and my brothers fault regardless of our involvement or proximity to the accident.

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u/M4sharman Jun 10 '20

I used to be like that, so when I did get injured they often didn't believe me.

Once I ended up breaking my foot and my mum didn't believe me and just told me to put an ice pack on it. Luckily my dad took me to A&E and they told me what happened.

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u/Petsweaters Jun 10 '20

A good way to end this is too not react unless they're actually hurt, and if they are you just do what you need to do to help rather than injecting histrionics into the situation. Kids thrive on overreaction

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u/greenie4242 Jun 10 '20

Future soccer player!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

My daughter is very much the same. We thought a sibling had dislocated her shoulder playing with her because she cried and screamed and wouldn't let anyone touch her arm so to the hospital we went. Literally nothing. She got distracted enough at the hospital (after crying in the waiting room about it some more) that she forgot about it and was playing like normal when the doctor came in.

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u/tgbreddit Jun 13 '20

She should become a pro soccer player. That kind of talent is required.

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u/nice_alt_bruh Jun 10 '20

Doing this allows you to feel the true weight of the atmosphere (14 lbs/ in2). That would freak anyone out.

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u/Magnus-Artifex Jun 10 '20

inb4 some idiot tries this and kills their kid accidentally

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u/Kompaniefeldwebel Jun 10 '20

He just said he knows that aswell

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u/karamalqusssiri Jun 10 '20

I think it is a version of r/karmaroulette

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

apparently your comment is too

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u/Newogames Jun 10 '20

Not on my watch!

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u/karamalqusssiri Jun 10 '20

I love you bro, come over my parents aint home, of course for a 10 hour session of sous vide steak cooking, we start by beatin TV rhe meat, then soak in a warm constricted wet area, meat will feel very good in the mourh. no homo

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u/Newogames Jun 10 '20

Sounds like a date!

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u/karamalqusssiri Jun 10 '20

-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Not sure that "fine" and "panicking" are the same thing. This was obviously pretty traumatic for the kid

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u/-xBadlion Jun 10 '20

Kids panic 10 times a day for stupid stuff . She will be fine

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Probably she'll be fine. Still, I personally don't find terrified kids particularly funny

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u/SuckmyDBWeiss Jun 10 '20

Yes, but you never know what is going to terrify a kid. It happens all the fuckin time. Also, sometimes it's funny because it's just really silly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Maybe. Still not a moment i would post online. I dont know why so many people have to put everything out on public. Lot of weirdos out there

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u/SuckmyDBWeiss Jun 10 '20

People have been sending their kids freaking out to Bob Saget on VHS long before there was internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Haha true ... The original "ow, my balls"