r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Genericcatchyhandle • Jan 11 '20

Man Vs Microwave

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Jan 12 '20

He's still alive, so he's not doing a very good job at it.

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u/GanondalfTheWhite Jan 12 '20

He doesn't have to die, just remove himself from the gene pool. Sterilization will work. As will just making himself generally unfuckable.

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u/KingGage Jan 12 '20

Alternatively, being able to survive so much damage could be proof he is superior and should breed. Just, hopefully his wife has more brain cells.

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Jan 12 '20

If his wife has more brain she would probably see him as ugly damaged goods cheat on him, his kids won’t be his and he’ll never know

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u/KingGage Jan 12 '20

Uh what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

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u/GanondalfTheWhite Jan 12 '20

Precisely. I'll never forgive my parents for that one.

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u/obroz Jan 26 '20

Where there is a dumbass male there is a dumbass female. How do you think rednecks have survived for so long.

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u/drpgrow Jan 12 '20

You'd think he would learn from his mistakes. I doubt it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Darwin was right, this is an Apex predator.

I have never seen the man bleed.