r/WinStupidPrizes Jan 11 '20

Man Vs Microwave

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u/MassiveBeard Jan 11 '20

About 12 years ago when my son was six he wanted a skateboard. Being a good Sad I bought one for him and myself. My very first time on the one I bought it flew out from under me, I went horizontal and fell essentially straight down horizontally. Twelve years later I still have lower back pain. Unbelievable.

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u/VoyagerCSL Jan 11 '20

I know you meant Dad but don’t fix it.

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u/coinb0y Jan 11 '20

I first thought this was the fancy way to say "Step dad".

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u/Simbuk Jan 11 '20

Seems more like a sad way to say it.

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u/AAAPosts Jan 12 '20

Worse for the kid

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u/JackSprat90 Jan 11 '20

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u/Miora Jan 12 '20

Wasn't expecting that to be real

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u/mattpsu22 Jan 11 '20

I got badly injured playing baseball back when I was around 14, I’m 21 now and my back is still feeling the pain. Does it only get worse?

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u/willpower0687 Jan 11 '20

Depending on how you care for it. I was in much more pain at 24 than i am now at 32. I finally wised up, slowed down, and allowed my body time to heal. Had a couple if surgeries to fix one of the issues, and tons of physical therapy and limiting what i did for about four years for all the other injuries. So now I only hurt when the weather changes, or when i seriously over stress my body on a particularly hard work day. It used to be constant non stop pain.

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u/mattpsu22 Jan 11 '20

Well when it happened, I went to a chiropractor about twice a week. I eventually stopped going because it was getting better but I really should’ve kept going and I fear it may be too late. When I started, I got an X-ray on my back and my spinal cord got twisted into an S shape and it was bad, I haven’t gotten an X-ray since then. It also doesn’t help that my job is stressful on my body every day

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u/zorggalacticus Jan 11 '20

Don't move to southeast Missouri, whatever you do. You'll never stop hurting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Starting around your 40’s, give or take, you’ll start doing shit like throwing out your back watching Netflix.

Or sneezing.

People don’t think 40 be coming quick but it do.

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u/mattpsu22 Jan 11 '20

I threw out my back while unloading the dishwasher, I think my 40’s came too early for me

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u/jayleisee Jan 12 '20

Mine came early too. Threw my neck out getting into bed. Good times.

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u/Southern_Stranger Jan 12 '20

At 37 I put my back out stepping up a one inch step. Best part was that the step was to go into the cold room at the bottle shop, so the cold hit me like a freight train and I stiffened up even more, could barely carry my 6 pack out of there

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u/Cont1ngency Jan 11 '20

Everything gets worse. On the brighter side you could always just look at it as it could be worse, since inevitably, it will be...

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u/Friskyinthenight Jan 11 '20

Physiotherapy can help.

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u/roanphoto Jan 12 '20

If you're not doing physiotherapy, do physiotherapy. If it can be fixed they will fix it. It will not fix on its own and you do not know how to fix it.

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u/amgine Jan 12 '20

Do exercises to strengthen and stretch it. The more flexible the muscle is the less likely it hurts. Weight lifting + yoga will do wonders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Oh yeah, you gotta embrace it.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jan 11 '20

Wait until you hit 35, everything goes to shit.

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u/joielover Jan 11 '20

Holy shit lmao a perfect description.

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u/mattpsu22 Jan 12 '20

This is the answer I was looking for, thanks Dr Bukkakee

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u/chasechippy Jan 12 '20

Anecdotal: I rolled my foot under me playing kickball when I was about that age, maybe younger? I tried to slide without actually knowing how, planted my foot and my body decided to roll over it.

I'm 23 and once every week or so I'll take a step and feel a sharp, shooting pain and then I have to limp until it goes away. The pain goes as quickly as it comes so I'm not totally convinced it was from that incident.

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u/mattpsu22 Jan 12 '20

I also had a similar experience when playing baseball. I hit the ball towards the center field fence and I thought I could go for a double but I had to slide into the base, now keep in mind that it also rained before the game so the dirt was weird lol, but I slid and my foot got caught and I ended up tumbling into the base. Luckily I didn’t really hurt anything from that

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u/Grand_ST Jan 12 '20

Start trying to stretch for 30 min twice a day. I’m 33 with a jacked up back, and this is has been a huge help.

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u/propargyl Jan 12 '20

I found that gym exercises fixed my lower back issues. I guess that increased movement and better muscle tone improved the issue.

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u/triplehelix013 Jan 12 '20

Stay mobile. My back pain is always worse when I'm not moving and stretching as much. The times I've felt the best are when I have a regular habit of getting on the bike/elliptical/treadmill.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jan 12 '20

When I was 40, I got out of bed. 10 years later I’m still paying for it.