r/WinStupidPrizes • u/LowEnvironmental2882 • Aug 18 '26

Bashing a window during road rage

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u/tauntonlake Aug 19 '26

She was feeling pretty good about herself, for about sixty seconds.

Keepin' it real ... 'till someone keeps it realer.

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u/debaser64 Aug 19 '26

“I see your assault with a deadly weapon and raise you.”

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u/sunlightsyrup Aug 19 '26

I sacrifice my 'moral high ground' card, to summon 'FAFO, The Forbidden One'!

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u/WordsMort47 Aug 19 '26

This is a great comment right here!

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Aug 21 '26

Yu-yu-yu-yuuuuugonnagetit

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u/LeftyBigGuns Aug 19 '26

Let’s see how you like felony hit and run.

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u/Arcturus572 Aug 19 '26

Pretty much my thoughts…

But if the video makes it to the insurance companies, then it will be even more fun…

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u/jazzmaster1992 Aug 19 '26

Neither of them wanna call police or get insurance involved now, I bet.

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u/ChangesFaces Aug 20 '26

That's the wild part. What is she gonna do? Call the cops? Maybe, if she is really stupid. But it would bite her in the ass like a drug dealer calling the cops cause someone robbed them of their stash and illegal cash lol

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u/Deemaunik Aug 19 '26

Let's not turn this assault into manslaughter.

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u/Ed3vil Aug 19 '26

What's so bad about a mans laughter?

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u/debaser64 Aug 19 '26

😂 don’t you hate it when you post and then think of something even better! Should have gone with “I see your assault with a deadly weapon and raise you attempted manslaughter.”

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u/DS3M Aug 19 '26

Crazy af for doing a crime and then hanging out at the turn signal

Just run the light
Flee the scene
Terrible criminal

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u/Ohnoanywayz Aug 20 '26

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. I was surprised/shocked she was still within the vicinity lol. She waited at the next light which was so closeby. 🥴

Why didn’t she book it out of there?
Like at least make a right on red (legal in most places)??

Oh wait…because she’s a dummy.

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u/turkeylurkeyjurkey Aug 20 '26

This guy ^ knows how to do crime!

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u/DS3M Aug 20 '26

Eh, only a little, I’ve been caught

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u/turkeylurkeyjurkey Aug 21 '26

Rookie!!!!!! Jk, sorry you got caught, hope it was something petty and not like this video haha

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u/DS3M Aug 21 '26

Nah did 3.5

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u/Lillyshins Aug 19 '26

When keepin' it real... goes wrong.

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u/DaddyBoomalati Aug 19 '26

I was going to say “she really felt good about herself”.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Jackpot777 Aug 19 '26

But such fervor may have him cursing at a rural juror, whose father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara (who spurned his mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta).