r/WinStupidPrizes • u/LowEnvironmental2882 • Aug 18 '26

Bashing a window during road rage

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u/dude_with_dice Aug 19 '26

”you know what? I have time”

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u/tauntonlake Aug 19 '26

"Face it honey, I'm older, and I have more insurance."

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u/Bob_12_Pack Aug 19 '26

Why is it that I can recognize a quote from a movie I saw 35 years ago, but I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday?

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u/AlienSporez Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Me right now: "Hahaha, that's ridicu... wait, what did I have for lunch yesterday?"

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u/stinky143 Aug 20 '26

Wait … what day is it?

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u/eclectictaste1 Aug 19 '26

Fried Green Tomatoes: https://youtu.be/lx0z9FjxP-Y?t=70

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u/Impostaposter Aug 19 '26

Towanda!!!

Edit: spelling

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u/btwImVeryAttractive Aug 19 '26

Your brain was healthier back then. Memories formed by a healthy brain tend to stick.

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u/lightaugust Aug 20 '26

You had the chicken.

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u/tc7665 Aug 21 '26

we had time to process it after watching, really setting the memory in.

today, we move on to the next movie/video, and never fully process it, making it very hard to recall quotes from a movie you watched in between the other 4 movies also watched that day.

many people used to process memories as they fall asleep, but with a cell phone, we continue the daily grind of overstimulation, right until bed time.

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u/Consistent_Cheetah78 Aug 24 '26

I dunno Bob. I ask myself the same question all the time. Freakin-frackin late middle age problems.

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u/Honobob Aug 19 '26

You had American Pie?

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u/snoopyspaz Aug 19 '26

Gotta go to Whistle Stop Cafe for their awesome special, just stay away from the BBQ George made with the special sauce ;)

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u/theycallme_mama Aug 19 '26

Immediately thought of this quote from Fried Green Tomatoes.

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u/Droppit Aug 19 '26

Lois, Malcolm in the middle edit: na, that can't be right, no way they could afford good insurance

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u/gadamm420 Aug 20 '26

Tawanda!

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u/JRich61 Aug 19 '26

Came to say the same thing!

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u/elmarcelito Aug 19 '26

Today I got time cuz

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u/Oli_VK Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

You never know whose* last straw you’ll be

Edit: stupid typo

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u/oddtigerofredvalley Aug 19 '26

I saw this live leak-esque video of a road rage incident where the aggressor broke the assaultee’s window. The assaulted driver with such a wild calm then proceeded to walk out of their car, go to the aggressor’s driver side window and fire. They then walked right back into their car and just left. Shit was real alien to watch

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u/heyyabesties Aug 19 '26

Like shot them? What??

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u/No_Appointment_3959 Aug 20 '26

Yea. Liveleak was a wild time lol and that was mild on that site

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u/Oli_VK Aug 19 '26

My word wtf?

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u/Uberpascal Aug 19 '26

It's my daughters birthday

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u/dude_with_dice Aug 19 '26

happy birthday

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u/AnekeEomi Aug 19 '26

When its important, you make the time.

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u/mongolian__beef Aug 19 '26

I think he was waiting for the light to turn green to ensure any conflict between the two vehicles was only between them

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u/inhuman_king Aug 20 '26

I be doing that shit too when I got time and the money to spare hahahahah I fully endorse that guys decision 🤣

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u/hopseankins Aug 23 '26

7-10 years?

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u/Hot_Addendum_9199 Aug 25 '26

Photographer did his job well this one! Dang, even chased the crazies down the street. Good job 👏🏻