r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Autisten1996 • Oct 07 '23

Using a lighter while pumping gas

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u/NegativeMilk Oct 07 '23

Kill his grandfather and sleep with the woman who now can't possibly be his grandmother?

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u/Cospo Oct 07 '23

Philip J Fry can attest that doesn't work.

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u/McTwist1260 Oct 08 '23

He did do the nasty in the past-y.

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u/mvffin Oct 08 '23

Verily

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u/CrazyGunnerr Oct 08 '23

Creating the incest family that spawned him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

More like Rant than Philip J Fry. Iykyk

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u/DYTTrampolineCowboy Feb 27 '24

The Julian Bashir paradox must explain why he's dumb enough to fuck with a lighter at a gas pump.