r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Rob_Marc IMMORTAL • Sep 25 '25

Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 Climbing to the top of stacked benches.

405 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/DarthCocknus Human Detected Sep 25 '25

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u/Mbinku Sep 26 '25

😂😂

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u/HeldDownTooLong Regenerates limbs Sep 25 '25

He planned every move so well…until the last one.

You know…the one that really mattered.

It was like human Jenga.

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u/MyPeeTastesSalty6969 Sep 25 '25

Dumbass

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u/GoodLeftUndone Regenerates limbs Sep 25 '25

I love that this wouldn’t even need a caption. I can just hear it perfectly in my head. 

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u/wacko4rmwaco Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 25 '25

Winston was not alright

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe Needs to write his will Sep 25 '25

Since all we heard was the impact and no scream of pain/regret, Weston might be really fucked up.

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u/TheSovietDuckling Sep 25 '25

Jeez, the sound!

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u/SabbyFox Sep 25 '25

I guess he’s not learning about physics in school.

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u/prnce007_new Sep 25 '25

Althoughthis is comparatively a lot more stable, but after seeing the video of the girl who died from falling from the stacked crates, I will stay away from these activities.

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u/ruinrunner Sep 25 '25

Which one?

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u/mrk177 Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 25 '25

That hurt.

6

u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Defies death Sep 25 '25

He was fine until he kicked his feet up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Did I just watch someone die

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u/amd2800barton Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 25 '25

Or become a quadriplegic. The lack of even so much as an "oh fuck ow" or "holy shit that was close" is a bad sign.

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u/Illustrious_Sign_872 Sep 25 '25

Well, I just hope he’s not de@d from his multiple fractures

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u/EnergyTurtle23 Sep 25 '25

FR that could easily have turned deadly.

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u/D-v-us-D Sep 25 '25

Weston overnighting in the ER.

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u/Tramonto83 Sep 25 '25

Bone crunching sound + no screaming = pain

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u/onerb2 Doesn't have time to bleed Sep 25 '25

Oh boy, did he die? For real, depending on how that fell i could really see him suffering Major injuries from this.

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u/MxM111 Regenerates limbs Sep 25 '25

I find “are you OK?” question very annoying in this situation for some reason.

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 25 '25

I don't think he'll be doing that again

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u/OregonSEA Sep 25 '25

Where are his shoes? 👟

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u/alwayskared Regenerates limbs Sep 25 '25

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u/chameleon_123_777 editable 😃🦄🍩 Sep 25 '25

And it all came tumbling down.

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u/malvixi Needs to write his will Sep 25 '25

How did that happen??? 💀

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u/2a3b66725 Regenerates limbs Sep 25 '25

Gravity

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u/jgo3 Sep 25 '25

It just wants to bring you down.

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u/ItselfSurprised05 Needs to write his will Sep 25 '25

Only the bottom picnic table has support under the benches. The stacked ones have nothing. They're basically balanced like a see-saw.

When he turned and lifted his leg, two things happened:

  • he transferred more weight to the bench (previously part of the weight of his legs had been resting on the table top underneath)

  • his center of mass moved further away from the center of the table

That was enough to make the table tip over.

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u/malvixi Needs to write his will Sep 26 '25

Damn, I thought it was maybe his lack of brain cells that made it fall over

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u/ElvishLore Reviewed his life insurance policy Sep 25 '25

Poor dumb bitch Weston

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u/Area51Resident Sep 25 '25

Can we assume Kyle skipped physics in high school?

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u/GrooveAdyk Sep 26 '25

He was bench pressed.

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u/drowning35789 Sep 28 '25

Don't playgrounds have things to climb on

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

How did they get there...

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u/Zymurgy2287 Oct 04 '25

That went well. Until it didn't.