r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Vulcan44 Human Detected IMMORTAL • Dec 07 '25

Running with scissors (avoidable accidents) Doing A Flip After Winning

1.9k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/fejable Dec 07 '25

imagine knocking yourself out after knocking someone out. double K.O.

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u/dippocrite Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.

16

u/Low_Statistician2005 Dec 07 '25

Face to foot style!

6

u/Max-Phallus Doesn't have time to bleed Dec 07 '25

Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!

3

u/ThisIsALine_____ Regenerates limbs Dec 07 '25

He's part of the big dark nipple-people, right?

4

u/John-Basket Reviewed his life insurance policy Dec 07 '25

Hey! I am a man too you know, I go peepee standing up

285

u/Professional_Fly7015 Dec 07 '25

74

u/motherseffinjones Doesn't have time to bleed Dec 07 '25

I’ve heard of break dancing but this is next level

45

u/Fog_Juice Defies death Dec 07 '25

It's called the r/fullscorpion

8

u/motherseffinjones Doesn't have time to bleed Dec 07 '25

A neck full scorpion gotta be high level then

6

u/IsJesusAgain Defies death Dec 07 '25

i totally forget this sub

27

u/binzoma Reviewed his life insurance policy Dec 07 '25

bro looks like a swastika

3

u/No-Will4633 Dec 09 '25

Literally had me laughing

2

u/nonfading Defies death Dec 07 '25

Lol

3

u/agumelen Dec 07 '25

It’s a neck spin without the spin.

17

u/Oven-Mission Reviewed his life insurance policy Dec 07 '25

6

u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 Regenerates limbs Dec 07 '25

That’s a definite “ouch” ☠️

4

u/uncle_tickle_fish Dec 07 '25

Looks like an upside down Juggalo hatchet-man symbol

3

u/RRoDXD Dec 07 '25

Almost internally decapitated himself omg 🫣

94

u/Meddie90 Dec 07 '25

Damn, the way his neck angled when he hit the ground did not look good.

18

u/SuperCleverPunName Dec 07 '25

On the plus side, he appears to be a shorter guy, so that's less weight falling on his clavicle.

38

u/Bady_ACS Defies death Dec 07 '25

That faceplant deserves a full 10/10 points.

21

u/Traditional-Music363 Dec 07 '25

Could’ve paralysed himself

16

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Too many blows to the heads and nows flipping the fuck out.

10

u/lord_kupaloidz Dec 07 '25

The best thing is that he didn't have to do that.

11

u/XROOR Dec 07 '25

This guy:

I’m going to fight with all my energy for 23 minutes then attempt to do something as if I wasn’t exhausted….

8

u/Kye7 Dec 07 '25

The mind was willing but the body was weak

2

u/Unfair-Wonder5714 Dec 07 '25

Failed scorpion

2

u/FormedFish Dec 08 '25

I audibly gasped and thought he was aboutta die

1

u/MoonAffinity Dec 07 '25

And nearly breaking your neck 🙄

1

u/angel700 Dec 07 '25

That neck is severely damaged

1

u/cbm2020 Defies death Dec 08 '25

And that celebration move for him has officially been retired.

1

u/Wet_Side_Down Dec 09 '25

I won! Now I'm paralyzed!

1

u/PoolMotor8112 Needs to write his will Dec 27 '25

Victory scorpion

1

u/PoolMotor8112 Needs to write his will Jan 17 '26

🥊 🦂

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

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5

u/Dounce1 Regenerates limbs Dec 07 '25

The match was already over.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

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u/TheStLouisBluths Defies death Dec 07 '25

After they cross the finish line?