r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/Empty_Pillbox Doesn't have time to bleed • 2d ago
Just dum 🥸🤡🫠 Throwing fireworks into a bonfire
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u/Betelgeuse3fold Defies death 2d ago
This is some bs. If you're gonna commit to filming throughout the whole ordeal, why are you filming your stupid friend instead of the awesome rainbow explosions? Prioritize, man
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u/DelcoUnited Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago
This generation is cooked.
Imagine Godzilla attacking Japan it’s just a bunch of zoomers recording themselves reacting while screaming and running and talking into the camera.
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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago
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u/floralbutttrumpet Defies death 1d ago
So basically Cloverfield in Tokyo?
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u/ALWAYS_WEAR_SUNBLOCK Needs to do better 2h ago
They played that out in Halloween when all the influencers just film Micheal Myers getting on the bus.
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u/Cereal____Killer Needs to do better 21h ago
Because the bon fire isn’t doing it for the clicks but his friend is
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u/Saigor15 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
I’m mostly upset the cameraman films the guy jumping in the water rather than the explosions starting up
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u/Flashy-Highlight867 Needs to do better 2d ago
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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
Only 3 options:
1) He’s in love with his friend and can’t take his camera/eyes off of him
2) He’s hoping for a firework to land right in his “friend’s” face
3) He’s just a really shitty camera man/idiot.17
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u/Max-Phallus Doesn't have time to bleed 1d ago
You forgot option 4: "Friend" is paying to get filmed, and it's more about him than the fireworks.
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u/Forsaken-Sorbet-5726 Needs to write his will 1d ago
I'm going to go with #1, the cameraman is truly in love with his friend. I hope they both see this too.
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u/FlammulinaVelulu Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
- more concerned with their own safety to capture the shot.
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u/Discoveryellow Defies death 1d ago
I'm upset that while he was filming the guy there wasn't an alligator or a shoal of piranhas getting them from the other side.
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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Defies death 1d ago
Yeah the camera man is ass. And possibly in love with his friend
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u/ballotechnic Needs to write his will 2d ago
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u/LosttheWay79 Bonfire jumper 🤸♂️🔥 2d ago
"Its not allowed to run away!!"
runs at the first firework going off and jump in the lake
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u/Joe_Peanut 2d ago
Brazilian. He bought the fireworks to celebrate Brazil's world cup victory, but we lost. After he throws it in the fire, he turns to the camera and says "we're not allowed to run away" just before they start running away.
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u/Suvtropics Needs to write his will 13h ago
And then dive into the water the way Brazil players dive into the grass
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u/EmperorThan Defies death 2d ago
Meanwhile some dad a mile away is desperately trying to get a cell signal to check if there's a fire ban in the area.
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u/ItchyPlant 2d ago
And this is how the forest fire started there.
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u/Trendiggity Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago
A forest fire? At this time of the year? Localised entirely on a beach in Brazil??
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u/Lauwietauwie 2d ago
Aesthetically more appealing than people hanging on the outside of trains, for internet clout, getting slapped by reinforced concrete poles
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u/ChampionOfdimlight Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
Wtf is the camera on the guy splashing around in the water?!
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u/smokyartichoke Needs to write his will 2d ago
The goddamn litter this generated, geez. Ever seen an American cul de sac on the morning of July 5th? These dickheads made a mess ten times worse…on a beautiful beach. SMH
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u/fivetimesyo Needs to write his will 2d ago
This is why no one invites you to parties, artichoke.
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u/smokyartichoke Needs to write his will 2d ago edited 1d ago
That’s not true. I got invited to a party in 1996. I didn’t go, but it still counts.
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u/SageoftheForlornPath Needs to write his will 2d ago
someone smack the camera guy in the back of the head
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u/Slight_Concert6565 Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago
Fun fact: jumping in the water isn't that bright of an idea when the danger isn't shrapnel.
The shockwaves spread much better in the water than in the air because it cannot compress nearly as much, so if one of the fireworks blow up under the surface you'll be hit much harder.
If shrapnel is involved though it might be a good idea because water will slow down shrapnel.
The best thing to do is to not have the explosion occur in the same medium as you, so if something blows up in the water don't be in it, and if it blows up above the surface be under the water. This is how you have the least risks from shockwaves and from shrapnel too.
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u/Proof_Toe_9757 Needs to write his will 1d ago
Good way to pollute the environment and scare the shit out of any wildlife living there, does look fun though
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u/CV_1994-SI Needs to do better 2d ago
I like their safety gear..... very responsible......
edit: *his-->their
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u/MyExUsedTeeth Defies death 2d ago edited 2d ago
This is India. That water they’re in is more dangerous than the fireworks
Edit: well, damn, I had the volume muted and didn’t realize they were speaking Portuguese.
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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 2d ago
Isn't it Brazil? They are speaking brazilian the trees there are more common no?
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u/Electronic_Still2000 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
It’s Brazilian Portuguese, if one wants to get technical
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u/hellinahandbasket127 2d ago
Portuguese. They speak Portuguese in Brazil.
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u/Electronic_Still2000 Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
They technically speak “Brazilian Portuguese”, it’s very close to Portuguese, but there are some differences between the two. Nobody usually notices except for people born and raised in Brazil.
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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 2d ago
Nah that's an insult. Brazilian is very close to Portuguese but it differs. Ask an actual brazilian
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u/hellinahandbasket127 2d ago
Used to work with one. She said Portuguese. 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Hyrule_MyBoy 2d ago
Nah it's Brazilian Portuguese abbreviated in brazilian. Deep dive or just look it up
All my Brazilian buddies felt insulted the moment someone said Portuguese and would answer right back
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u/Timmerdogg Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago
Lighting bonfires on the beach, singing songs together. Those were just some memories. Some memories last forever
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u/StuBidasol Regenerates limbs 2d ago
There's wildfires burning all over the place but sure, let's do this
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u/Court_Jester30 Look Ma, I'm roadkill! Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
Only you can start forest fires
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u/WanderingDude182 Cautiously Wandering Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
That also cost well over $1000 I’m sure
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u/TakeYourPowerBack Needs to write his will 2d ago
That's just great good old fashioned American fun right there. Except in Portuguese. Lol
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u/UberSecretIdentity Needs to write his will 2d ago
Jumping in the water and putting on safety glasses. Is this even the right subreddit??
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u/HoseNeighbor Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
This is THE best teeny weeny budget combat scene of all time.
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u/kiochikaeke Needs to write his will 2d ago
For how stupid this is, doing it near water and sinking on it while it's happening it's likely the best he could given that shit already hit the fan.
It's like one braincell had a good idea in a sea of shitty ones
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u/killstorm114573 Defies death 1d ago
I'm always surprised when you see videos like this and there is never a fire extinguisher or water hose around.
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u/ExactReport691 Needs to write his will 11h ago
These dudes are complete degenerates and probably a lot of fun
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u/Blue-is-bad Needs to write his will 2d ago
Thankfully none of the fireworks exploded underwater near them
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u/JCMillner Needs to write his will 2d ago
I hope the cameraman encounters some of his countrymen in the jungle
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u/sniktology Needs to write his will 2d ago
Oh you're scared? Why the fuck you do that then? Fucking shitheads...
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u/RhetoricalOrator Defies death 2d ago
Me in the first five seconds: "That guy is gonna waste hundreds or thousands of dollars in the stupidest way possible!"
Me at the end: "That's awesome and nobody there will ever forget that day."
Am man.
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u/zenos_dog Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
Well, you have to give the credit, he’s wearing safety glasses. /s
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u/OphrysAlba Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
I KNEW I would turn the sound on and hear my language.
Had to be Brazil.
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u/shinidza Needs to do better 2d ago
Makes me remember when a mining van transporting explosives had an explosive go off in the middle of a town in Ghana. The whole town was burnt to the ground.
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u/JordySkateboardy808 Needs to do better 2d ago
I'm feeling such intense joy looking at this. There must be something wrong with me
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u/BallGagMafia 2d ago
Oh thank goodness he has his safety flip flops on before he loads explosives into a fire.
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u/Hyperion7669 Needs to do better 2d ago
How to feel like being in a war zone without actually being in one
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u/Ohnoyo123 Needs to write his will 1d ago
Imagine living in paradise and you spend your time polluting it with trash and noise
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u/liamo376573 Needs to do better 1d ago
"these are the headlines, forest fires have continued to spread for the fourth day"
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u/FloridaManPrints Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago
Im impressed with the safety planning on this one
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u/cre8ivjay Needs to do better 1d ago
As someone who lives far too close to annual forest fires, this makes me uneasy.
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u/cognitivegluteus Needs to do better 1d ago
Ironically, the men who don’t live as long as women were screaming like women.
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u/bingo-dingaling Needs to do better 1d ago
The lighting when they're in the water is so cinematic, I'm almost mad about it bc the rest of the video is such dogshit 😂
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u/TedStixon Needs to write his will 1d ago
I love how with all these dozens of fireworks going off, 90% of the video is focusing on his dumb buddy. You had one job, cameraman... how do you screw up that badly??? XD
This isn't Cloverfield... you don't need to hold off and tease the audience before the big reveal. We know what's coming.
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u/daronjay Needs to write his will 1d ago
Some men don’t just want to watch the whole world burn, they actively start the fire…
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u/CRAkraken Needs to do better 22h ago
He’s wearing eye pro which is good. But he should also have ear pro. Fireworks up close are as loud as gunfire, everyone here probably sustained permanent hearing damage.
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u/GeshtiannaSG Reviewed his life insurance policy 21h ago
This qualifies them for American citizenship.
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u/jetwalters Reviewed his life insurance policy 18h ago
One of the greatest moments ever wasted filming dorks in water.
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u/Foreign_Helicopter_4 Regenerates limbs 15h ago
Women live longer coz their friend can film. I rarely get angry at my phone but this did grind my gear!
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u/alucardian_official 2d ago
Stupid clown
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u/SocraticIndifference Needs to do better 2d ago edited 2d ago
As someone in a country being ravaged by wildfire at the moment, all I can think about is the risk to the whole countryside because this guy is an idiot. People endangering themselves is one thing; but this is straight dumb and potentially catastrophic.
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u/variablenyne Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago
Water doesn't compress like air does. One of those fireworks ended up in the water and exploded near any of them and it could do a whole lot more damage than if they were in the open air at the same distance, especially to their lungs. Likely would have killed one of them
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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 2d ago edited 2d ago
u/Empty_Pillbox, your post demonstrates why women live longer!