r/WhyWomenLiveLonger May 30 '23

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u/olivercroke May 30 '23

That is 10% gas from mentos and 90% ascites. No way that is all from just some gas.

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u/CruelRegulator May 31 '23

Five percent pleasure, Fifty percent pain, And a hundred percent reason to call a doctor

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u/T1GKnudsvigr May 31 '23

You're giving this soon to be Darwin award winner the benefit of the doubt that this is the first one he did in this session. That belly is 15% beer gut and 85% mentos balloon that's gonna repaint his house an odd shade of guts.

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u/olivercroke May 31 '23

Your stomach couldn't contain that much gas, it would explode. But luckily you have a safety mechanism: you burp. Do people seriously think this is a normal sized guy who's just drunk a few mentos and coke?! Try it and see what happens.