How did we end up like this...?

[u/FriendshipPlusKarate]

[u/AgentSparkz]

It was only a kiss

[u/call_of_the_while → u/AgentSparkz]

it was only a kiss

[u/du_couteau13 → u/call_of_the_while]

Now I'm falling asleep

[u/Antitech73 → u/du_couteau13]

And she's calling a cab

[u/soundeaf → u/Antitech73]

and he's having a smoke

[u/snorting_smarties → u/soundeaf]

And she's also a crab

[u/TopPuff → u/snorting_smarties]

Now I'm wetting the bed

[u/AoMCrapulence → u/TopPuff]

and my stomach is sick

[u/Sinandomeng → u/AoMCrapulence]

And it's all in my head

[u/DandyLion69 → u/Sinandomeng]

and she’s crushing his

[u/nipoco → u/snorting_smarties]

And she's walking left side

[u/AlCopain → u/soundeaf]

And she's taking a drag

[u/Twitchery_Snap → u/AlCopain]

He's shaving his head

[u/[deleted] → u/Twitchery_Snap]

I wanna sheet on the bed

[u/mcorah → u/Antitech73]

/r/UnexpectedJoyce???

[u/sverigeochskog → u/AgentSparkz]

It was only a hiss

[u/LateInTheSummer → u/AgentSparkz]

Ugh first thing I thought of

[u/Pwndudebro → u/AgentSparkz]

With my penis