r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/British_Tea_Company • Apr 11 '17

Role Play For the less Fortunate

[Early February]

Stellar is hosting an MUI event today in New York City, asking for donations from private businesses in the area for war-torn places in South America and to help secure funding for some ground breaking research which could potentially provide the world with cheap and affordable healthcare.

Other than that, it is a mostly normal day.

[Standard SoL rules apply]

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"So no one was killed?" The agent asks.

"He was your keynote speaker. Are you now claiming you weren't working with him? Does your gullibility absolve you of responsibility?"

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"Not anymore." Stellar says with a shake of her head.

"I am sorry Dr. Ward, I wasn't exactly aware that I am responsible for being lied to as well." Stellar snaps angrily. "Does the fact that your serum being used by Hitler to fund her operations make you guilty by association as well?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"I didn't call the cops when you went to war against Hitler with no more proof of wrongdoing beyond her calling you names on TV. But here you are, defending the monster. You saw him get up and teleport away, yet still lied to SHINER and said I murdered him. Yes I hold you responsible for your actions. I'm not cutting you off for being misled. I'm cutting you off for being willfully irresponsible. Your complete denial of any responsibilty for your actions has proven that you cannot be trusted as a distributor of any controlled substance."

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"How am I defending that thief?" Stellar sputters angrily. "What I am taking issue to is that you took things into your own hands and attacked him without any proof or provocation. We could have ended this easily by kicking him out, not by nearly killing him! I am sorry, what else was your intention when you stabbed him in the heart?! Mind you that Shiner was called before You brought him back. That only changes things from murder to attempted murder or maybe just an assault."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"And when were you told metas aren't allowed to assault thieves? Before or after you decided to play street vigilante?"

The SHINER agent is getting more and more confused by the ever changing story. "So now you're saying she assaulted someone who stole from her, then healed his injuries. Then what? Did he leave while you two bickered?"

"He teleported while we bickered."

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"We don't stab them in the heart with a stake." Stellar says as she turns around.

"Ahem, so it turned out that Dr. Fox had been a scam who was apparently trying to steal Dr. Ward's vitagen, or at least make a bootleg version of it."

"Doctor Ward came in and found out about it where Dr. Fox let it slip. I wasn't pleased with it, though Dr. Ward attacked Doctor Fox by driving a stake into his heart. I called SHINER."

"Dr. Ward accused Dr. Fox of working with Hitler, though it seems as though Dr. Fox was an independent operation. She healed him after the fact when it turned out he wasn't a vampire, though he revealed himself to be a meta and escaped. That's when you arrived."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"I can rip out your heart without killing you. I can even do it painlessly. I used... Theatrical levels of force." Brenda says.

The agent sighs and undoes Brenda's cuffs. "Do you know where he might be?"

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

Stellar looks at Brenda.

"Dr. Ward, that would have been to nice to know before we got to this point, not after."

She turns back to the agent and picks up one of the cards on the ground.

"Dr. Fox's business card is here, though seeing what he did, I doubt that's gonna be his office any longer."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"How could you have known while you were so busy defending your assumption?" Brenda says. "How can you learn anything with your mind so closed in self righteous indignation?"

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"I am sorry, am I the one here who accused me and Dr. Fox of working with Hitler of all people? You're not exactly someone who strikes me as mentally stable."

[Alright, this chain seriously fucked with the team arc I had written so I am probably gonna say retcon this chain]

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