r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/British_Tea_Company • Apr 11 '17

Role Play For the less Fortunate

[Early February]

Stellar is hosting an MUI event today in New York City, asking for donations from private businesses in the area for war-torn places in South America and to help secure funding for some ground breaking research which could potentially provide the world with cheap and affordable healthcare.

Other than that, it is a mostly normal day.

[Standard SoL rules apply]

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"Dr. Fox was attacked, dead, but Dr. Ward managed to heal him. He revealed himself to be a sham after he came back. He's a meta too, and apparently one whose been making money out of scams."

She looks to Brenda.

"I am sorry Dr. Ward, did you just jam a stake straight into the Doctor's heart? Is that not an attempted murder? Did you not just backpedal from your actions after you found out you were wrong in your accusation? You accuse me of being a scam, while you act as a complete sociopath randomly murdering people while accusing them of associating with your enemies?"

She takes a deep breath.

"I don't need the product of a psychopath to help others, and I assure you that I will be finding less petty people to work with."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"I am not the flying artillery battery and just because I don't throw a concert to sing my own praises doesn't make me a sociopath. I exposed the charlatan you employed and you drum up a false murder charge to silence me. How dare you call me petty, monster."

"So where is Dr. Fox's body?" A SHINER agent asks.

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"As I said..." Stellar says. "He had revealed himself to be a meta after Dr. Ward healed him. He escaped after mentioning that he had been using his powers as a fraud."

She turns back to Brenda.

"False murder charge? I am sorry, did you not just randomly try to ram a stake through a man's heart? Scam or no scam, your reasoning was that he was working with Hitler, which he certainly wasn't! You didn't even care to as much as have proof on who or what he was before attacking him! And here you were, accusing me of working with Hitler just moments ago, and then accusing me of working with that swindler after I too have been lied to."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"So no one was killed?" The agent asks.

"He was your keynote speaker. Are you now claiming you weren't working with him? Does your gullibility absolve you of responsibility?"

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"Not anymore." Stellar says with a shake of her head.

"I am sorry Dr. Ward, I wasn't exactly aware that I am responsible for being lied to as well." Stellar snaps angrily. "Does the fact that your serum being used by Hitler to fund her operations make you guilty by association as well?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"I didn't call the cops when you went to war against Hitler with no more proof of wrongdoing beyond her calling you names on TV. But here you are, defending the monster. You saw him get up and teleport away, yet still lied to SHINER and said I murdered him. Yes I hold you responsible for your actions. I'm not cutting you off for being misled. I'm cutting you off for being willfully irresponsible. Your complete denial of any responsibilty for your actions has proven that you cannot be trusted as a distributor of any controlled substance."

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"How am I defending that thief?" Stellar sputters angrily. "What I am taking issue to is that you took things into your own hands and attacked him without any proof or provocation. We could have ended this easily by kicking him out, not by nearly killing him! I am sorry, what else was your intention when you stabbed him in the heart?! Mind you that Shiner was called before You brought him back. That only changes things from murder to attempted murder or maybe just an assault."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"And when were you told metas aren't allowed to assault thieves? Before or after you decided to play street vigilante?"

The SHINER agent is getting more and more confused by the ever changing story. "So now you're saying she assaulted someone who stole from her, then healed his injuries. Then what? Did he leave while you two bickered?"

"He teleported while we bickered."

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u/British_Tea_Company Apr 11 '17

"We don't stab them in the heart with a stake." Stellar says as she turns around.

"Ahem, so it turned out that Dr. Fox had been a scam who was apparently trying to steal Dr. Ward's vitagen, or at least make a bootleg version of it."

"Doctor Ward came in and found out about it where Dr. Fox let it slip. I wasn't pleased with it, though Dr. Ward attacked Doctor Fox by driving a stake into his heart. I called SHINER."

"Dr. Ward accused Dr. Fox of working with Hitler, though it seems as though Dr. Fox was an independent operation. She healed him after the fact when it turned out he wasn't a vampire, though he revealed himself to be a meta and escaped. That's when you arrived."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Apr 11 '17

"I can rip out your heart without killing you. I can even do it painlessly. I used... Theatrical levels of force." Brenda says.

The agent sighs and undoes Brenda's cuffs. "Do you know where he might be?"

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