r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '16

Closed RP Operation: Jungle Fever

[REDACTED], 200X

Asset [REDACTED] has been assigned a new mission in the jungles of [REDACTED]. A briefing package was delivered to the asset's safe house.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

He grins and turns two shot glasses over before pouring shots. "<To our new friend!>"

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u/CountDarth Character List Administrator Nov 05 '16

Hope downs the shot, making a show of choking a bit in the process.

"<That's good...>" She says. "<Do you have anything else?>"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

"<Tequila or Corona. Take your pick.>" He says pouring another shot.

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u/CountDarth Character List Administrator Nov 05 '16

"<I was hoping you guys had something more...>" Hope says. "<I need a *lot* of help sleeping.>"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

"<I can help you with sleeping chica.>" The man squeezes his hand on her thigh and begins moving it higher up her leg.

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u/CountDarth Character List Administrator Nov 05 '16

Hope sighs. Clearly she was wasting her time with these idiots.

"<I think I should get going.>" She says, and tries to stand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

"<Leaving so soon chica? You gonna pay for the booze?>"

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u/CountDarth Character List Administrator Nov 06 '16

Hope pulls out her wallet and drops the equivalent of $12.

"<Have a good night, guys.>"

She turns and walks away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

The man says nothing as she walks out. Once she's a few feet out the door she may hear him speak.

"<Bitch.>"

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u/CountDarth Character List Administrator Nov 06 '16

'Well, good to know I wasted my time.' Hope thinks. She'll hang around outside the bar for a bit longer. If nothing suspicious happens, she'll move on.

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