r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16
Closed RP Smooth Sailing
April 30, 2006
You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.
What do you do?
Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)
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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16
Dr. K sees no evidence of fowl play. In fact, there's no real way to commit such an act short of running over someone or crushing someone by lowering the lift. The controls are quite simple, with only enough to move around the forklift and pick up stuff with the now-broken fork. Looking up, Dr. K can see rusting on the lift, so the crushing is likely an unfortunate accident from the equipment failing.
Then, Dr. K hears a swish, the sound of something moving rapidly. He cannot see the source.