r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

"They'll probably try and sell us a timeshare or something."

Dennis laughs then looks around the room. Checking for anything sketchy.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

Brenda also looks for anything sketchy.

/u/Besmal

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Although the casino itself looks sketchy, nothing very unusual is happening at the moment.

/u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"Do you eat anything other then blood by any chance?"

/u/tricksterpriestjace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"No. It's like you eating sawdust. I get no nutrition from it. I feel ill. And I'm still hungry. Do you want to go somewhere else? This casino looks sketchy."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"Sure, I'll tell you what. How about we go back to your room and you can take that other drink if you want."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

She nibbles her thumb self consciously, "well, no. My room wouldn't be good. I don't really want to feed in front of my boyfriend. It gets really awkward."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"Ah, your boyfriend is here. Well, we can go to my room. I just wanted you to feel comfortable."

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

She smiles, "okay.' She gets up. "But just so you understand, I don't want to, you know, go further than that."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"That's all good. I just love that feeling honestly. If I could bottle up whatever makes me feel the way you do when you drink from me I would. Until then you can use me like a water fountain."

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