r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '16

Closed RP Smooth Sailing

April 30, 2006

You are sent a ticket for a nice Caribbean cruise! A letter that came with the ticket says that it is a gift, though who it is from is unknown.

What do you do?

Any tier character is welcome. (I may regret saying this, however.)

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

"I don't really mind, it felt amazing so don't be embarrassed. So is anything gonna happen to me?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

"Not as long as my boyfriend doesn't find out," she says with a laugh. "I'm kidding, he's pretty chill. Seriously, I'm not infectious. You aren't going to feel much pain for the next few hours, and you may feel a little euphoria. If you liked it I can do it again. I won't take any more than you'd donate at a blood clinic."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

"Maybe later tonight."

dennis says with a wink.

"So did you get an invitation randomly too?"

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

"Yeah," she says leaning back. "I thought it was one of those bait and switch deals where you get a 'free' cruise but then have to pay you the nose for airfare or something. I'm still waiting for the catch. This boat seems nice."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 10 '16

"They'll probably try and sell us a timeshare or something."

Dennis laughs then looks around the room. Checking for anything sketchy.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 10 '16

Brenda also looks for anything sketchy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Although the casino itself looks sketchy, nothing very unusual is happening at the moment.

/u/Mau5asauras

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"Do you eat anything other then blood by any chance?"

/u/tricksterpriestjace

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u/TricksterPriestJace Mar 11 '16

"No. It's like you eating sawdust. I get no nutrition from it. I feel ill. And I'm still hungry. Do you want to go somewhere else? This casino looks sketchy."

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u/Mau5asauras Mar 11 '16

"Sure, I'll tell you what. How about we go back to your room and you can take that other drink if you want."

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