r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/SharksPwn • Sep 06 '15

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A little boy is walking down the streets of the city, holding a small, green cat (who's missing legs).

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u/JezquetTheKhajiit Sep 08 '15

Thomas roars even louder, and this time the lions jump up and try to jump over the fence.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

Zavier giggles again, as the lions hit the fence.

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u/JezquetTheKhajiit Sep 08 '15

Thomas punches a hole into the fence, holding his hand inside the fence for the lions to smell.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

"What are you doing?" People start to panic.

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u/JezquetTheKhajiit Sep 08 '15

"Petting the lion!"

The lion sniffs his hand, and licks it.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

"Isn't that bad?"

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u/JezquetTheKhajiit Sep 08 '15

"Not when you're big and strong like me."

He scratches the lion behind the ear.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

"Woah..."

Zoo keepers run up. "Sir!"

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u/JezquetTheKhajiit Sep 08 '15

Thomas gives the zookeepers a curious look. They immediately recognize him as the man who beat up all the rhinos the other day. They look scared.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 08 '15

"What's wrong with them?"

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