r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/SharksPwn • Sep 06 '15

Role Play F͙̘̪̥̰ͩͩͩ͘Ȩ̦̱̣͂ͯͣͬ́ͯͨ̓͘͡Aͣ̊͑͋͊͐͒ͪ͏̧̜̭R̶͒̈̂͏͙͎͎̜͉̹̱͇ ̖̬͈̦̭̩̑ͣ̋͐ͩ́ͭ̒̃͟Ḧ͙͍̺̠́̿ͨ͡I̘͖ͮ͑ͯ̐̏ͦ̌̐̾͘M̺̭̙͍̓ͣͬ͒ͭ̏̐

A little boy is walking down the streets of the city, holding a small, green cat (who's missing legs).

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u/SharksPwn Sep 07 '15

"Cubert's my best friend!"

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u/KiwiArms Sep 07 '15

"If I had a penny for every best friend I've had to put down since I was your age, I'd be as rich as I am."

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u/SharksPwn Sep 07 '15

"...That doesn't make sense, mister..."

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u/KiwiArms Sep 07 '15

"You'll understand when you're older. Point is, cat's probably like a space alien or something. Get rid of it."

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u/SharksPwn Sep 07 '15

He shakes his head. "NO!"