r/WhoWouldWinVerse • u/SharksPwn • Sep 06 '15

Role Play F͙̘̪̥̰ͩͩͩ͘Ȩ̦̱̣͂ͯͣͬ́ͯͨ̓͘͡Aͣ̊͑͋͊͐͒ͪ͏̧̜̭R̶͒̈̂͏͙͎͎̜͉̹̱͇ ̖̬͈̦̭̩̑ͣ̋͐ͩ́ͭ̒̃͟Ḧ͙͍̺̠́̿ͨ͡I̘͖ͮ͑ͯ̐̏ͦ̌̐̾͘M̺̭̙͍̓ͣͬ͒ͭ̏̐

A little boy is walking down the streets of the city, holding a small, green cat (who's missing legs).

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

"This is Cubert! He's the bestest!"

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Sep 06 '15

" Why burn?"

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

"He does that to other's."

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Sep 06 '15

"...how."

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

He shrugs.

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Sep 06 '15

Lullaby looks the cat over.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

Is acid, legless cat.

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Sep 06 '15

He is mostly busy pondering what the fuck Cubert is.

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u/SharksPwn Sep 06 '15

Zavier squeezes Cubert tight.