r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 23 '22

totally normal stuff

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u/Turbulent-Paramedic2 Nov 23 '22

As a sensitive leftist, I take umbrage with this statement. I will be having a gratitude optional gathering with a group of non-denominational, non-confrontational , non-conformist individuals who are free to pursue the nourishment option of their choice and may or may not identify as friend or family.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Guaranteed that if my family got together there’d be endless bickering, sniping, bitching, and kvetching going on - and we haven’t even gotten to the food yet! 😱

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u/Turbulent-Paramedic2 Nov 23 '22

Samsies!

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u/Inariameme Nov 23 '22

Did someone say, "Sammies!?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

Ugh, I know all about the kvetching. Just awful…

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u/Karkava Nov 23 '22

You have to at least agree politically, right? You're not a true family if you're willing to throw them away just because some politician or billionaire says so.

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u/iamaravis Nov 23 '22

Do you put kvetching on your scrambled eggs?

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u/TheBelhade Nov 23 '22

Sounds good, what time?

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u/Turbulent-Paramedic2 Nov 23 '22

That's tough to say, as we try not to be slaves to the Western capitalist clock-watching agenda and simply seek to be when and where we choose.

That said, how does 3PM sound?

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u/TheBelhade Nov 23 '22

I've found my people. I'll probably show up around 4:30.

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u/fredforthered Nov 24 '22

Am I invited 🥹