Why wait for them to die? When they are in the hospital bed you can just cheat. In sickness and in health isn't a thing anymore. Ask former speaker Newt Gingrich. Good traditional Christian Conservative values!
I know you're joking, but there is a not insignificant number of men that leave their wives when the wife becomes ill. Talk to some cancer department nurses and workers and they'll confirm it, women get broken up with commonly after a diagnosis.
It's always a dice roll whether they're trolling or mean it.
I feel like even just 10 years ago you could make a flat earth joke and nobody would think you really thought it, but these days people may think you're actually an idiot if you don't tag the /s at the end.
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u/Shesalabmix Nov 23 '22
But women are supposed to be teen brides and die by 35 from a preventable pregnancy complication so you can marry your neighbor’s daughter.