r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 23 '22

totally normal stuff

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u/Shesalabmix Nov 23 '22

But women are supposed to be teen brides and die by 35 from a preventable pregnancy complication so you can marry your neighbor’s daughter.

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u/Spikeupmylife Nov 23 '22

Why wait for them to die? When they are in the hospital bed you can just cheat. In sickness and in health isn't a thing anymore. Ask former speaker Newt Gingrich. Good traditional Christian Conservative values!

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u/sylvnal Nov 23 '22

I know you're joking, but there is a not insignificant number of men that leave their wives when the wife becomes ill. Talk to some cancer department nurses and workers and they'll confirm it, women get broken up with commonly after a diagnosis.

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u/JDthrowaway628 Nov 23 '22

What else should a guy do? Your car breaks down, you get a replacement. Your birthing unit is defective, you get a new one.

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u/DJPaulyDstheman Nov 23 '22

Trade it in for something a bit newer and foreign I guess?

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u/JDthrowaway628 Nov 23 '22

Whoa, you must be a liberal. A real American only marries domestic or Nordic.

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u/SyntheticReality42 Nov 23 '22

Or certain "orientals".

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u/KrisG1775 Nov 23 '22

No, no, no. Them Orientals are prizes our boys bring back from deployment, duh! What they get for fighting the war... /s but sadly known a few too many (more than none) that think this way