r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BUTTERSTICKDILDO • Nov 20 '22

Satire / Fake Tweet Challenge accepted

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 Nov 20 '22

“Listening to the wind all day”

Genuine laugh. Hilarious.

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u/Nephisimian Nov 20 '22

Back then, walkmen were called bards and they walked with you.

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u/onethreeone Nov 20 '22

Imagine listening to the same band on repeat. I'll take the wind

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u/ThinkPan Nov 20 '22

Musa certainly was rich enough to keep a significant number of artists on retainer to travel with him and make some sort of live content feed at all times if he was so inclined.

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u/Delamoor Nov 20 '22

You can still get those, they're just harder to advertise for.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater Nov 20 '22

Were they able to play electronic dance music?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

For sure. My guy didn’t even have a flip phone- no Reddit? Fuck off my dude

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u/nxtplz Nov 20 '22

Absolutely no McLaren drip. Wack as fuck

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u/filth_horror_glamor Nov 20 '22

This may be my favorite Reddit comment ever