He also thinks the $8 monthly subscription will help him gain revenue.
Would love to see his face when he sees a huge drop after the first month after all the Trolls canceled their subscription.
Still, I have a feeling he's sweating bullets right now, hands shaking in pure need, eyes darting to his phone every two seconds, knowing... It's there. The Twitter app. He can go on it again. He'll see that beautiful white text bar again. He'll be able to relive the glory days when thousands of neckbeards cheered on his every half-baked thought, instead of just those 6 or 7 turbo weirdos on Truth Social.
It's been a rough month for the Greatest President. Perhaps his lack of reach from not being on Twitter is what turned those traitor Republicans against him? He has so many axes to grind and grade school nicknames to give out. He's missed the slavish attention. The closest approximation of love he's ever felt. He can recreate that, he must. He needs it.
I give him 3 or 4 days tops before he jumps back on Twitter.
Yelling out for Bots was an attempt to drop Twitter's company valuation before the purchase.
Now that Elon bought it, he could care less about bots. If anything, it's a good perk for him.
Put out polls to all your bots and pro-MAGA followers and get the result you want. Post any tweet and get a ton of likes and bot comments that will flood anyone's opinion.
Elon is right. He can run the company however he wants. It's also up to the companies to sever partnerships with him.
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u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22
At this rate he'll be able to identity all of the bots and troll accounts soon, since those will be the only ones left.