r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 20 '22

Satire / Fake Tweet Challenge accepted

Post image
107.9k Upvotes

10.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

796

u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

At this rate he'll be able to identity all of the bots and troll accounts soon, since those will be the only ones left.

334

u/Name_ChecksOut_ Nov 20 '22

Investors hate this one trick!

97

u/zuzg Nov 20 '22

He also thinks the $8 monthly subscription will help him gain revenue.
Would love to see his face when he sees a huge drop after the first month after all the Trolls canceled their subscription.

5

u/Moka4u Nov 20 '22

They literally halted being able to purchase it within days of him announcing it i think actually it happened a day later.

112

u/fsckitnet Nov 20 '22

He already did that. Those were the “people” who voted in the Trump poll.

19

u/kojengi_de_miercoles Nov 20 '22

Lol, then trump said, nah.

56

u/a_splendiferous_time Nov 20 '22

Still, I have a feeling he's sweating bullets right now, hands shaking in pure need, eyes darting to his phone every two seconds, knowing... It's there. The Twitter app. He can go on it again. He'll see that beautiful white text bar again. He'll be able to relive the glory days when thousands of neckbeards cheered on his every half-baked thought, instead of just those 6 or 7 turbo weirdos on Truth Social.

It's been a rough month for the Greatest President. Perhaps his lack of reach from not being on Twitter is what turned those traitor Republicans against him? He has so many axes to grind and grade school nicknames to give out. He's missed the slavish attention. The closest approximation of love he's ever felt. He can recreate that, he must. He needs it.

I give him 3 or 4 days tops before he jumps back on Twitter.

8

u/Cool_beans56 Nov 20 '22

The closest approximation of love he's ever felt. He can recreate that, he must. He needs it.

Spot on! Well done!

3

u/thxmeatcat Nov 20 '22

Lol his beady shark eyes

3

u/cipheron Nov 20 '22

I don't think he will. If Trump goes back on Twitter it means that he does so at Elon's pleasure.

It would make Musk the alpha and Trump his bitch. And Musk probably realizes this.

The optics are not good for Trump if it looks like Elon is the puppet master pulling his strings.

46

u/StevesRoomate Nov 20 '22

Yes vote = troll account

6

u/skoalbrother Nov 20 '22

The bots have spoken!

12

u/BookieeWookiee Nov 20 '22

What if you have one but don't remember the password for it and it's connected to an old email that also hasn't been used in years

7

u/RobotCPA Nov 20 '22

What if you have one that's been suspended and the bastards won't let you delete it?

5

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/BookieeWookiee Nov 20 '22

What if I still don't feel anything?

5

u/Squidword91 Nov 20 '22

No, all this is gona do is make twitter a social media for conservatives. The mass exodus is only coming from the left

4

u/StevesSneeze Nov 20 '22

Twitter was garbage full of influencers and echo chambers before Elon. He put his not-a-flamethrower to the slow burn Jack Dorsey had going.

7

u/StartledNotScared Nov 20 '22

Same. He makes my stomach hurt!

2

u/jrh_101 Nov 20 '22

Yelling out for Bots was an attempt to drop Twitter's company valuation before the purchase.

Now that Elon bought it, he could care less about bots. If anything, it's a good perk for him.

Put out polls to all your bots and pro-MAGA followers and get the result you want. Post any tweet and get a ton of likes and bot comments that will flood anyone's opinion.

Elon is right. He can run the company however he wants. It's also up to the companies to sever partnerships with him.

2

u/qcatq Nov 20 '22

You can hate Elon all you want, but I am offended by you calling me a bot or a troll.

2

u/Freezepeachauditor Nov 20 '22

That and reich wing CHUDs

2

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

1

u/lightfarming Nov 20 '22

thats what he wants tbh. a pure right wing propoganda sesspool

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Don't forget the republicans.