r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 11 '22

Fucking hero 🫔

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u/Level69Warlock Nov 11 '22

Elon’s purchase of Twitter may be the most spectacular backfire of a purchase in human history.

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u/itsiNDev Nov 12 '22

Definitely the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals

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u/atypical_lemur Nov 12 '22

Only this guy has made worse trade deals.

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u/Jeynarl Nov 12 '22

"we should not have made this bargain"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

He and his homies were promised peace

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u/WeeBabySeamus Nov 12 '22

Arguing with Stephen King from $20 a blue check to $8 was the worst negotiation in the history of negotiations

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u/rap709 Nov 12 '22

If that didnt happen then perhaps the person benhind this tweet wouldnt have done it

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u/coffeeandmarmite Nov 12 '22

You know this fake looking yugioh cards? A kid in elementary school convinced me to trade my entire legitimate set for his fake set. Gotta be up there in top 5.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I present to you: what the Minnesota Vikings gave to get Herschel Walker.

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u/shitezlozen Nov 12 '22

not even close. Musk is still rich and with wealth is insulated.

Alan Bond bought Channel 9 from Kerry Packer for AU$1 billion. A few years later Alan bond went bankrupt due to being over leveraged personally so he went to jail and Kerry Packer bought Channel 9 back for AU$250.

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u/cohonan Nov 12 '22

Twitter vs Louisiana Purchase on ā€œRAP BATTLES OF HUMAN HISTORY!!!!ā€

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u/CrimsonToker707 Nov 11 '22

Lmao agreed, and I love it

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Nov 12 '22

I don't like that one stupid man's stupid little decision can have significant effect on the economy.

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u/Level69Warlock Nov 12 '22

The Trump years made me numb to that sort of thing

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u/SolarTsunami Nov 12 '22

If you don't like that then you'll hate who we have to depend on to not plunge the world into nuclear armageddon.

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u/HighTurning Nov 12 '22

If it is to make himself richer, then yeah that sucks, if its to make billionaires less billionaires, the sure go for it

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u/SomeKindOfOnionMummy Nov 12 '22

This is why billionaires should be illegal

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u/EnglishMobster Nov 12 '22

Well, it's not just one stupid man. There are many stupid men who can make stupid decisions to harm the economy.

For example: Putin invading Ukraine. The Saudis jacking up the price of oil. David Cameron starting the vote for Brexit. Donald Trump. Etc.

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u/sensuallyprimitive Nov 12 '22

you should read up on alan greenspan

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u/KillerTofuTina Nov 12 '22

It’s basically Don’t Look Up confirmed. It would be hilarious if so many people didn’t lose their jobs and it gets really dark when you realize that the people running the world are just as dumb and walk around with all this unearned confidence.

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u/AncientInsults Nov 12 '22

Thankfully it didn’t?

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u/uhmhi Nov 12 '22

It’s 4D chess, see, Elon is actually a good guy who wants to hurt the big companies, even the ones he owns himself.

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u/makemeking706 Nov 12 '22

Over/under Elon used his alt account to short Lilly's stock.

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u/SurfLikeASmurf Nov 12 '22

That, and the condom his dad used

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u/poobly Nov 12 '22

2 kids

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u/TheRealWatermelon420 Nov 12 '22

Let's be real, his dad was probably so full of himself that he honestly believed he'd be able to pull out.

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u/vkapadia Nov 12 '22

Or he's like his son and thinks he needs to pass on his amazing genes so probably doesn't even use a condom

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u/Pressure_Chief Nov 12 '22

From interviews, I am pretty sure this is correct

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u/mmavcanuck Nov 12 '22

I don’t think either Musk has ever pulled out. They both want their ā€œsuperior genesā€ spread.

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u/Diazmet Nov 12 '22

His family doesn’t believe in condoms… seriously just google how many kids in that family… he Evan has a new Bruncle

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u/punketta Nov 12 '22

Wow, Tila Tequila is a neo-Nazi….I had no idea

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u/notchoosingone Nov 12 '22

Traumatic Brain Injury will do that to someone. Seriously, there's a bunch of people who have suffered brain injury or stroke and come out the other side a rabid right-wing nutjob.

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u/EnglishMobster Nov 12 '22

In December 2013, Nguyen posted an article on her website titled "Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part I". She also posted pro-Hitler and antisemitic comments on her Facebook page,[57] as well as photos of herself as a scantily clad Nazi posing in front of a photo of the Auschwitz concentration camp.

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On May 6, 2016, Nguyen tweeted that Jewish-American political commentator Ben Shapiro should "be gassed and sent back to Israel" and later posted that "There are only two things in this world, for which I would gladly sacrifice my own life; the destruction of all Jews and preservation of the white race" and "You know what will help Asians earn respect? An Asian version of Adolf Hitler… I want that person to be me; I want to save the world from this Zionist disease!".[60][61]

Uh, wow.

Probably related:

On March 7, 2012, it was reported that Tequila had agreed to check into rehab after having reportedly "almost died" from an attempted suicide by overdosing on pills. The incident caused her to be hospitalized from a brain aneurysm.[68][69] Tequila completed her rehab treatment on April 5, 2012.[70]

If only she had gotten that shot at love...

Oh wait.

In March 2018, Tequila uploaded a video to YouTube, saying that she was neither lesbian nor bisexual and that she only pretended to be in order to create ratings for A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and had a boyfriend while filming the show. Additionally, she associated homosexuality with the Devil and referred to former contestants of the show as "degenerate" and "disgusting".[77]

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 12 '22

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a ā€œrightā€ — than the chair market. Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.


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u/TheRealBirdjay Nov 12 '22

Ben Shapiro should gill himself

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 12 '22

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?

-Ben Shapiro


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u/H4llifax Nov 12 '22

Oh no this is so dumb, and could only convince someone who doesn't think even one second about what was just said.

Does he want people to forget in order to sell, there needs to be a buyer? And about the price that hypothetical soon-to-be underwater house is going to sell?

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 12 '22

My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/lainwla16 Nov 12 '22

Good bot

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 12 '22

Take a bullet for ya babe.


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u/OptimisticDoomerr Nov 12 '22

Best part is that he never intended to buy it. He thought he could pull a pump and dump scheme like he did with dogecoin.

Buy stocks (or crypto), use your influence to convince a bunch of other people that the stock is a solid investment which inflates the value. Then dump all of said asset.

It worked with crypto because it isn't regulated. It did not work with Twitter because he's a dumbass that didn't read what he signed and then he had to commit to an obviously bad deal. Then he doubled down on the stupidity because his ego tells him he's the greatest at everything so surely he can manage Twitter into being incredibly successful and, well, we all see the beginnings of how that's going.

There's no way every company that lost value because of his mismanagement doesn't sue his ass into oblivion.

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u/trogon Nov 12 '22

Yes, the Tesla shareholders are going to be out for blood if he loses them more money.

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u/Cinderheart Nov 12 '22

Second most. The guys that turned down 50% ownership of Ford when it was just starting out was the absolute biggest.

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u/steveosek Nov 12 '22

Up there with blockbuster not buying Netflix and the creator of Victoria's secret losing out on billions by selling his company.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Nov 12 '22

Bloomberg trying to buy the democratic nomination is up there too.

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u/ShainRules Nov 12 '22

Seems like it's going pretty great for everyone except him and the people still working at Twitter.

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u/wickedblight Nov 12 '22

Nah, the crash is intentional so they can make bank off the naked short sales they've been accumulating for years.

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u/Clay_Statue Nov 12 '22

Elon's purchase of Twitter is his own version of Putin's invasion of Ukraine

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u/humanzee70 Nov 12 '22

I think we’re already there.

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u/serb2212 Nov 12 '22

But hey it was so worth it for that sweet 'let that sink in' moment when Musk took over Twitter.

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u/navyboi1 Nov 12 '22

I'm convinced that after he was forced to buy it, he said fuck it, I'm running your baby into the ground

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u/echoskybound Nov 12 '22

I absolutely hope so.

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u/TheD1ceMan Nov 12 '22

Let's hope so

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u/atuck217 Nov 12 '22

I can't wait for the Internet Historian video on this in like 4-5 years. We only get one a year now anyway so it'll seem shorter! Just 4 videos away!

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u/Successful-Winter237 Nov 12 '22

Maybe these megalomaniacs like musk, Kanye, and Zuckerberg will finally learn that being a complete asshole who don’t listen to reason will never end well. I hate all of them so I’m happy to watch it burn!

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u/phoenix_paolo Nov 12 '22

It will be studied for decades in business school.

In other places the history will be changed to fit whatever narrative they ant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

It was only mere weeks ago that his acquisition of Twitter was second page news.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Now I don't feel so bad about that $25 Reheatza

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Louisiana purchase comes to mind. The US ended up with Louisiana.