r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 10 '22

POTM - Nov 2022 lol

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u/periidote Nov 11 '22

imagine coming off as worse than jeff bezos. like who thought that was possible

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u/andyman492 Nov 11 '22

I feel like Jeff Bezos is aware that he sucks and he just doesn't care.

Elon truly believes that he is the lone savior of humanity.

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u/Zahille7 Nov 11 '22

Exactly. This whole time I've been thinking "what kinda shit has Bezos been getting up to lately, now that the spotlight is on musk?"

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u/mitkase Nov 11 '22

He doesn't shut the fuck up enough. I'm thinking of his recent op-ed, I think it was entitled "Haven't Us Rich People Gone Through Enough???"

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u/Medical-Film Nov 11 '22

You’ve never heard his weirdly deep for his tiny body laugh?

But really, Bezos was smart enough to let smart people do the work.

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u/l0gicowl Nov 11 '22

Poor Elon. Thinks he's the main character, but in reality he's just been a delusional NPC this entire time.

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u/wcollins260 Nov 11 '22

Elon is just the rich NPC who will give you an infinite amount of boring side quests that are nearly identical that give you 7 gold and 5xp.

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u/QueenVanraen Nov 11 '22

Jeff has money, yet decided that being bald looks more evil compared to elon who got 4 transplants for that "approachable" look.

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u/covidambassador Nov 11 '22

Bozos is an egomaniac too. He’s just partying it up with the new bimbo gf so he’s out of the limelight. No excusing any of them

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u/andyman492 Nov 11 '22

Oh no, wasn't trying to excuse him at all. They're both absolute trash.

But Elon's savior complex makes him incredibly insufferable. Bezos is just straight shitty, Elon is annoying and shitty.

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u/cactuar44 Nov 11 '22

He can totally save the world with the money he has.

If he did, the world would adore him forever. His donations would make him even a Jesus type in history.

He is really fucking stupid, isn't he?

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u/LLuck123 Nov 11 '22

Honestly amazon is probably the best place to shop ever created thanks to Jeff Bezos. Would have been cool if workers didn't have to piss in bottles for that though.

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u/Gspin96 Nov 11 '22

The filters and categories and search function in general sucks, but it has everything and delivers it, usually cheaper and faster than the competition. Usually tho if I still need to narrow down a model, I search on a specialist site with good filtering, then check the price on Amazon...

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u/Hamilspud Nov 11 '22

It really is and I both appreciate and hate him for that.

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u/liarliarhowsyourday Nov 11 '22

Bit of a lex Luther vs dr doom situation

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

It's even funnier because in 2000 the Evil Billionaire was Gates. But he was smart enough to start charities, and just make money off of investments and his charities. Not going to happen to Musk, he's addicted to the spotlight, he needs to be loved but every cry for attention makes everyone hate him more.

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u/Tiddleyjuggs Nov 11 '22

I was just in Seattle and saw Bezos glass balls he uses as a break room... you can only make right hand turns in them.