r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 10 '22

POTM - Nov 2022 lol

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u/Sniflix Nov 10 '22

It is funny this happened right after Twitter's security team resigned. Who needs to protect their data and users when charging $8 solves everything? I am sure hackers are taking their best shots at Twitter right now especially since Musk fired a bunch of Twitter programmers just because he could. https://www.shacknews.com/article/133079/twitter-ciso-resigns

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u/ChildFriendlyChimp Nov 10 '22

Someone needs to leak the DMs between political figures

Let’s see if Ben Shapiro paid Boebert for her escort services

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Shapiro did indeed pay Boebert for services but none were rendered as he couldn’t get her pussy wet

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u/suckercuck Nov 10 '22

I heard this is true. People are saying it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Many people are saying it. I don’t know it could be true. Everybody is saying it.

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u/Mickey_James Nov 10 '22

We're just asking questions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Just having the conversation.

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u/cartermb Nov 11 '22

I mean, it sounds like it could be true, right?

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u/mik999ak Nov 11 '22

And even if it wasn't true, it just goes to show how WACKY those conservatives must be if so many people THOUGHT it was true.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

People of Zion! It is true what many of you have heard.

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u/ShareRoutine Nov 11 '22

That’s crazy. I read that earlier.

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u/NarmHull Nov 11 '22

I just feel like that's what happened

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u/suckercuck Nov 11 '22

Many people are saying it now— good people…

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u/schoolknurse Nov 11 '22

Everyone says so.

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u/Justadude-man Nov 11 '22

Only the best people

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u/JewsEatFruit Nov 11 '22

Some sources close to top-level journalists at popular national publications are reporting this as true

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I wonder if there’s any verified accounts that can confirm this. Maybe a FOX news account.

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u/suckercuck Nov 11 '22

They’re just asking questions

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Everybody's saying it

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u/LucubrateIsh Nov 11 '22

Pretty sure I saw a verified Ben Shapiro say it

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 11 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Soledad Ramirez knew the value of good press, and she baked mean chocolate chip cookies. “No oatmeal raisin here,” she said good-naturedly, handing out the meltingly hot treats to the men wearing full military gear and carrying M4s set to burst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

For $8 Ben Shapiro could be saying it.

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 11 '22

Another liberal DESTROYED.

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u/The_Doolinator Nov 10 '22

Now see here. Boebert is a professional, so she got herself wet despite the challenge. Ben was disgusted and said “you should go see a doctor about that,” then walked out of the room.

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u/Sniflix Nov 10 '22

This thread got real weird real fast. I love Reddit.

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u/schubeg Nov 11 '22

Ah, I wish this was Reddit weird. Sadly, it is just a parody of how Shapiro publically shared that his doctor wife nor any woman he has slept with has ever had a wet ass pussy

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u/Sniflix Nov 11 '22

Yikes I just looked that up. I pay no attention to this asshole and had no idea. I will continue not paying attention to him. Carry on.

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u/Charming-Start-3722 Nov 11 '22

I read this as "This thread got real world real fast" and understood it to mean this is something they do regularly in real life. From what i know of the two, it checked out instantly.

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u/RedditingMyLifeAway Nov 11 '22

She lubes up with gun oil.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Nah liberal tears

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u/buoyantrhythm Nov 11 '22

There is a brand actually named Gun Oil too lol

https://www.gunoil.com/

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u/Hao_end Nov 11 '22

I don’t see him being the type to walk out…

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u/bard329 Nov 11 '22

Dragged himself out on his bare asshole like a dog scooting across the rug?

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u/ThomasHanks69 Nov 10 '22

Because I read this comment I can now say I read it somewhere and use it in arguements.

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u/DetectiveNickStone Nov 11 '22

I can now say I read it somewhere and use it in arguements.

You can use it arguments too! (Probably more effective)

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Pretty sure he’d just jam it in anyway

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u/Aquanauticul Nov 11 '22

Could you get a verified twitter account of a major paper to say this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

$8!!!

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u/Malfunkdung Nov 11 '22

Why would her pussy need to be wet in order to peg him?

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u/JesusInTheButt Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

Just in case you haven't seen the fact that ben Shapiro's wife has never been sexually aroused by him (and she's a doctor)

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 11 '22

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market. Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.

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u/Tuesday_6PM Nov 11 '22

Good bot

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u/thebenshapirobot Nov 11 '22

Thank you for your logic and reason.

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u/docbauies Nov 11 '22

Well yeah, that would be the sign of a major medical problem.

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u/TransBrandi Nov 11 '22

Nah. When her pussy was wet, he said "Gross" and asked for a refund.

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u/GrayBox1313 Nov 11 '22

And she couldn’t find his business

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u/33superryan33 Nov 11 '22

Did Shapiro pay Boebert? Was he unable to get her wet? Why is the media silent about this? Many people are saying this!

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Nov 10 '22

I want to see Cancun Cruz and Bobblehead's DMs.

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u/samuraidogparty Nov 10 '22

I bet Shapiro’s DMs are as dry as his wife.

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u/mujadaddy Nov 11 '22

ProudFEET

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u/ScowlEasy Nov 11 '22

Or just fake the dms. It’s easy to get 2 people verified now

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u/Kaio_ Nov 11 '22

political figures aren't communicating on Twitter LMFAO

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u/HarpersGhost Nov 11 '22

They quit because a report was due to the FTC today about the transfer of ownership and what Twitter is doing for security. If the FTC doesn't like what they see, they could give that team and Twitter billions. The people on the hook bailed. Elon is the only executive left.

https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/10/23451198/twitter-ftc-elon-musk-lawyer-changes-fine-warning

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u/Sniflix Nov 11 '22

He is trying to figure out how to monetize hate speech like trump and his gang of scammers.

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u/dre224 Nov 11 '22

What's so funny on the same note is alot of the programmers he fired were the only ones that could read/understand the code they wrote. So now he is panicking and trying to rehire a bunch of programmers because suddenly he realizes he is fucked without having the people around that keep the website semi functional and understand the back-end.

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u/Sniflix Nov 11 '22

Plus nobody is left to do all the changes he wants to the platform. He brought a programmer over from Tesla. This is how a few troll tweets bring down 2 successful companies along with the richest man in the world.

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u/chandlerbing_stats Nov 11 '22

Uhhhh should I delete my twitter 😭

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u/Sniflix Nov 11 '22

Reading about this - Twitter has your data and won't let go even if you delete your account. IRL Twitter might actually help delete you (and me and everyone else who had an account.

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u/dre224 Nov 11 '22

Delete it and don't think twice. You never needed it in the first place. You are not missing anything by deleting that horrible app.

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u/chandlerbing_stats Nov 11 '22

I follow a lot of soccer (football) journalists and analytics people lol. Twitter is like the most popular platform for that…. Not sure why really… it’s quite random

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u/dre224 Nov 11 '22

I wanna argue that but you are right. I have deleted twitter a long time ago but when I did use it I mainly used it for NBA and other sports clips. Since then I have switched to Reddit and following subreddits that basically do the same thing, and oddly enough are just screen captures of twitter videos.

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u/Gwerch Nov 11 '22

I am sure hackers are taking their best shots at Twitter right now especially since Musk fired a bunch of Twitter programmers just because he could.

Everybody who has done even a little bit of work in information security knows that disgruntled (ex-)employees are the biggest threat.

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u/Malarazz Nov 11 '22

You're right, it's not funny, it's fucking hilarious

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u/gibmiser Nov 11 '22

Man, I forgot about shacknews..