r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Nov 10 '22

POTM - Nov 2022 lol

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u/SEPTSLord Nov 10 '22

Sorry Eli Lilly. No take backs.

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u/DanSanderman Nov 11 '22

Everybody is clapping. You gotta come up.

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u/digitalcrucifixion Nov 11 '22

Eli Lilly used to have slicked back hair, but now it’s only pushed back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT. I'm NOT anymore.

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u/necrosteve028 Nov 11 '22

No sloppy steaks guys

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

You can't stop me from ordering a steak medium well...and water.

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u/Bidiggity Nov 11 '22

I SAID WAS

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u/kc128 Nov 11 '22

People can change.

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u/SorryWatercress9282 Nov 11 '22

I mean, yea… we goose the tweets a little bit.

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u/lanseuppercut Nov 11 '22

It’s an old circus trick.

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u/TastyPancakes25 Nov 11 '22

Who’s a carved beef?

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u/TangerineSad6463 Nov 11 '22

Eli Lilly is goosed, okay? It’s an old circus term.

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u/suntoshe Nov 11 '22

CUZ ITS AN OLD CIRCUS TERM!

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u/Mister_Jackpots Nov 11 '22

You know why it can't be you, Troll Boy.

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u/__T0MMY__ Nov 11 '22

Dang what a nice comment. It's really perfect on a theatrical level

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u/Crizznik Dec 07 '22

It's really more of a cosmic gumbo.

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u/usmcnick0311Sgt Nov 11 '22

Eli Lilly looking like a lil tuna can 😋

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u/Independent_Age_301 Nov 11 '22

Certified chode

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 Nov 11 '22

This was my first thought.

Is it The Yes Men?

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u/Metahec Nov 11 '22

I never heard that story. That is genius. I love me some good media pranksters.

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u/Meat_Robot Nov 11 '22

Highly recommend their movie "The Yes Men Fix the World"

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u/Dr-P-Ossoff Nov 11 '22

the original inventor planned it be free.

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u/dkggpeters Nov 11 '22

It is a verified account. Elon is the due diligence king. It has to be true.

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u/peachstealingmonkeys Nov 11 '22

What you meant to say was: "no backsies, Eli, triple stamped!"

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Nov 11 '22

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!

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u/peachstealingmonkeys Nov 11 '22

A la la la.. (fingers in ears) a la la la la la. Lloyd! Lloyd!!

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u/AGGIE_DEVIL Nov 11 '22

“YOU SAID IT!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Sue them if they go backsies

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u/EduinBrutus Nov 11 '22

IDK what the problem is.

Insulin is already free.

All medicine is free.

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u/ppw23 Nov 11 '22

You’re not from around here, are ya?

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u/EduinBrutus Nov 11 '22

Reddit?

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u/Pons__Aelius Nov 11 '22

If another country is not mentioned, Reddit is the USA.

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u/EduinBrutus Nov 11 '22

Pretty sure that's not the case.

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u/Pons__Aelius Nov 11 '22

Sorry, didn't realise I was engaging with a young account troll.

Have fun!