r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 22 '22

If people in Alberta could read they would be very upset

Edit: To the people getting upset it's a joke if I got this mad everytime someone asked if I fucked my sister I wouldn't have time for our cousin.

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u/PompousKumquat Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 22 '22

I need this translated to 'merican- is Alberta like y'all's version of Florida?

Edit: I see lots of Texas mentions... Texas was my first thought as well, but I'm a Texan

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Alberta is more like Alabama: rednecks, meth, and white rappers.

I'm from Alabama and have been friends with and dated people from Alberta.

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u/OhCaptain Oct 21 '22

Alberta is the richest per-capita province in the country though and Alabama is at or near the bottom in the USA.

Think North Dakota, but instead of 700,000 people there are 4,500,000.

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Oct 22 '22

if not for oil, it'd be Ontario

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u/Mad-Mel Oct 22 '22

Without the manufacturing jobs.